Corderia: Girls we have a problem…
Lip: What is it?
Corderia: We've been replaced.
Lip: Whaddaya mean?
Corderia: We're out of a job.
Flare: Who's replacing us and why?
Yoshi: WE'RE replacing you! And we have a bad explanation for this, too!
Flare: Oh, really?
Yoshi: Yeah. Really.
Sherbert: Yeah? What is it?
Yoshi: We want to tell the whole world about your adventures, but since fairies aren't popular, you've been replaced!
Windy: He's right, that is a bad explanation.
Chapter 1: ZOMG! We've been replaced!
Senatos: Gwahaha! Whoever's replacing me must be just as badass as I am!
Bowser: Has anyone seen my script?
Corderia: Oh yeah, he's just as badass as you, alright.
Bowser: Oh here it is. Gotta practice my lines. ahem "What a simple little creature you are, you think you can defeat me??"
Corderia: Good thing he's not replacing me.
Kamek: Yeah, that's my job it is.
Corderia: A turtle that can do magic?
Kamek: HEY! I invented the magic spell in this script!
Corderia: More like you stole it from me!
Kamek: Well you have a large ego!
Corderia: Well you fly around on a broom!
Kamek: This is you: "I'm a goddess! I did every evil thing I did just to test my children!"
Corderia: THIS IS YOU: "I'm so lazy I don't invent my own spells, and I only bothered to capture one child!"
Kamek: How the hell did you get children anyways???
Corderia: …
Meanwhile, several miles away
Lip: Hey Flare, what's a dinosaur?
Flare: How should I know?
Lip: Well there's one sitting in MY spot. DO SOMETHING!
Flare: Alright, alright. Sheesh, this is what you get from a future queen. Points at Yoshi FIRE!
Yoshi: Notices fireball. Swallows it
Flare:
HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?!
Lip: Uh-oh. She's mad.