(If you enjoy this fic, or even if you don't, please review!!!! Twilight and New Moon and all its characters and brilliantness belong to Stephanie Meyer and not me. So anyway, chaos ensues in the Cullen household when they watch American Idol…)
"Jasper! Emmett! Why bother watching when I could just tell you the winner right now!?"
"Shut up Alice! We're trying to watch! I love Simon's accent, it sounds just like Carlisle!" yelled Emmett.
"Hey! I do not sound like Simon Cowell!" Carlisle snapped defensively.
"And I think Esme sounds like Paula." Jasper added.
"Really? You think so?" Esme wondered.
"And…Edward can be Randy!" said Emmett.
"Excuse me?" said Edward, looking up from his piano. Bella giggled from where she was sitting next to him.
"Actually I see Edward as more of a Ryan Seacrest…" Bella mused with a grin.
"Bella! Don't encourage them!" Edward warned, glancing at his brothers with cautious eyes.
"I know!" said Rosalie as she glided down the stairs to join in on the excitement. "Vampire Idol!"
Edward banged his head on his piano.
Emmett stood up, "Let the madness begin!"