Oooh! My first Naruto fic! Go me! Well, let's get started shall we?

Disclaimer- I don't own, won't own, and never will own Naruto! M'kay!

Chapter 1- It catches on

On a semi-sunny day in of the Hidden Leaf Village, Gai-sensai waited impatiently for his mini-me, Rock Lee (Man, that crap rhymed). Tenten and Hyuuga Neji were already at their regular training grounds waiting for their other teammate to arrive.

"It's not like Lee to be this late," Tenten twirled his kunai on her index finger.

"Usually, you're the late one," Neji smirked at his smart-ass remark. Tenten attempted to toss her weapon at his head when Gai-sensai screamed in horror.

"WHERE CAN MY BETTER HALF BE! HE MUST BE IN TROUBLE! TEAM, WE MUST FIND HIM!" Gai yelled at his usually high-stung voice and jetted out of the training grounds. Neji and Tenten optionlessly followed their sensai towards wherever he was going.

Rock Lee laid in bed, blowing his red stuffy nose. He was going to inform his team that he wasn't able to attend training this morning, but his mother ordered him to stay in bed. He felt drowsy because of the medicine Tsunade-sama brought him to recover quicker from his disease, flusious. (Flusious- Some flu I made up. Spreads quickly. It's like the flu but you grow black spots all over your body. Usually lasts for 3 to 5 days.) As he placed his big head back on his pillow, his window crashes open revealing his repulica, Maito Gai in his nice guy pose.

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSAI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSAI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSAI!" As Gai was about to jump to Lee, he realizes he had the flusious and backed away a little bit. Lee didn't even bother to get out of bed. He peered over and noticed Tenten and Neji jump through the broken window.

"You are sick, Lee! No wonder you didn't appear to train today! Your youthfulness is fading away slowly with this disease! Neji, Tenten! Watch Lee as I travel across the world to find a cure!" With another nice guy pose and a teeth twinkle, he leapt out the window and away.

"I don't need any medicine, I'll be cured in a few days…" Team 10 stared blankly as their sensai ran towards the setting sun. "It's great for you guys to visit me in my ta-ta-AAAACCCCHOOOOO!" Lee's spit and snot shot from his nose and mouth and onto Neji.

"…." Neji's eye began to twitch badly as he attempted to peel the boogers off himself. "That… was gross…"

Tenten covered her mouth as she started giggling at Neji's predicament.

"Sorry. I've been sneezing and coughing and scratching all morning." Lee wiped his nose with his sleeve, knowing he ran out of tissues. Tenten hesitantly picked tissue off the ground and around the bed and placed them in a nearby trashcan. As she left and returned with a new box of tissues, Lee sneezed and spit and boogers spreaded all over Tenten's face and shirt.

"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! LEE!" She screamed panickly wiping the snot off her. "This better not be contagious!" As she tried to dry herself off, she heard a somewhat of a laugh coming from Neji. "What are you laughing at!" she growled at the Hyuuga prodigy.

"What makes you think I'm laughing at you?" Neji rose an eyebrow.

"There wasn't anything ELSE funny!" As the two began to bicker, Lee began to laugh.

"You two fight like you're married or something!" Those words made Tenten and Neji blush slightly.

"Shut up Lee! I wouldn't marry him even if it was a death wish!" Tenten's face still showed a sign of red.

"What makes you think I'd married you?" Neji shot back. Before they could get into another round, Lee's mother came through the door and gasped.

"Oi! You shouldn't be coming over unexpectedly when Lee has a virus!" He turned Lee's teammates around and out his room. "You might catch his flu! It's very dangerous to be around him unless you've already had it! You can visit Lee in a few days." As she finished explaining to them, they were already out in the front yard. "Bye now." With that, she closed the door on them. Tenten sweatdropped and Neji just sighed as they decided to leave the property.

"I guess we two can train since Lee's sick and Gai-sensai left sudde- choo," Tenten covered her mouth as she sneezed.

"Bless you," Neji said. Tenten nodded a thank you. "We don't have to train today. You're sneezing anyways and I feel," Neji began to scratch his neck, "kind of itchy. We'll just call it a day. If sensai doesn't return tomorrow, then we can train together I guess." Neji started scratching his arm. He looked at Tenten and noticed her nose was starting to turn a bright red. Soon he felt his pale eyes tear up.

"Are you crying, Neji?" Tenten began to tease as she sneezed again. Neji just glared at her as he continued to scratch. "I'll see you tomorrow, then." Soon, she began to head home. Neji watched her for a minute before he decided to head in a different direction to his house.

So… whatcha think? Please review! Danke!