March 14, 2010
Dear Journal-thingy:
Red and Mistah J don't believe in tha Easter Bunny! This is unbelievable! I mean seriously….who doesn't believe in tha Easter Bunny?!
And if they don't, who goes around tellin' people who do (me) that there is no such thing?
Spoilsports. Nerfherders. Scoundrels. Dorks. Dummies. No good scallywags.
Grrr…now I'm mad. I thought you were supposed ta help that, you're epically failing at ya job, buddy boy.
I mean instead of feelin' better now I wanna go strangle somethin'.
Oh! Wait I haven't told ya my plan yet!
I, the ingenious Harley Quinn, am gonna make Mistah J an' Red believe in tha Easter Bunny!
Wanna know how?
I'm gonna make an incredibly awesome bunny suit….and on Easter morning I'll hide eggs and stuff at Red's place. Then, this is the bestest part! I'm gonna hide in the bathroom at Red's and when she goes in for a shower won't she get a surprise!
Mistah J's is sorta um….secret….it involves a um, sexier model of the awesome bunny suit, and that's all I'm tellin' ya.
Gotta go tell tha Babies not ta water Red's plants,
Harley Q.