Hey guys.its me! Yay I'm back..i've been grounded for so long.let's see
this is a sequel to "What Grandpa Does While Yugi's At School". Man.it
sounded like I was on drugs or something when I wrote that one.O.n;.anyway
here it is!
Disclaimer: Don't own YuGiOh.
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Grandpa sat at home reading the newspaper. Yugi is at summer camp and Grandpa doesn't know what to do.
Grandpa: I'm bored.I think I'll close the shop.
Grandpa put up a sign that said "Shop closed due to mild heart attack" and walked out. He passed Kaiba.
Kaiba: Hey old ma'am.
Grandpa: Don't make fun of my cat!
Kaiba: Your cat?
Grandpa: THE DEAD ONE..*starts to cry*
Kaiba: SHUT UP!!!!!
Grandpa: I need PIXIES!!!!!!
Kaiba: Your retarded...
Grandpa: Some people refer to me as an old fart..
Kaiba: Whatever.
Mai comes over to the 2 of them.
Mai: What's going on here?
Kaiba: Nothing.
Grandpa: Oh BABY!!!!!
Mai: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kaiba: Look gramps are you going to leave me alone?
Grandpa: Yea..
Kaiba: Good!
He walks off.
Grandpa: That was totally pointless.
Grandpa walked over to a pizza place to get lunch. He walked over to the counter.
Cashier dude: Hi welcome to Pizza Stop how may I help you?
Grandpa: A massage would be nice.
CD: Sir your order.
Grandpa: Oh.yes.What comes on the pepperoni pizza?
CD: uummmm..pepperoni's.
Grandpa: No mushrooms?
CD: NO!
Grandpa: Are mushrooms on mushroom pizza?
CD: Yes!!!
Grandpa: Oh..I like mushrooms.
CD: Maybe you should order mushroom pizza!
Grandpa: No thank you. I think I'll just take one pepperoni pizza.to go!
CD: Are you sure?
Grandpa: no...errrr..yes..
CD: ...
Grandpa: Thank you young man!
Grandpa walked away.
CD: STUPID OLD FART!!!
Grandpa ate his pizza and went over to the nearest Chuckie Cheese (I DON'T OWN THAT EITHER!!!!). He saw Kaiba dropping off Mokuba.
Grandpa: HEEY KAIBA!!!!
Kaiba: Not you again..
Grandpa: Do you still have my Dark Mage?
Kaiba: No.I sold it to that clown over there.
Grandpa: Really?
Kaiba: No..
Grandpa: MY HEART!!!!
Kaiba: What's wrong.
Grandpa fell over screaming "My HEART!!!!!".
Nearest Clown: ANYBODY KNOW CPR?!!!!?
No one did.
Kaiba: I...do.
NC: USE IT NOW!
Kaiba: No way! HE WAS READY TO DIE ANYWAY!
NC: Did you know I'm a phsycic?
Kaiba: So?
NC: IF YOU DON'T GIVE HIM CPR YOUR COMPANY WILL COME TO A FALL!!!!!
KAIBA: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kaiba immediately gives Grandpa CPR. Grandpa comes back.
Grandpa: Kaiba.I didn't know you felt that way.
Kaiba: EEEWWWWWW GGGRRROOOOSSSSS!!! I think I'm gonna lose my lunch..MUST WASH OUT MOUTH!!!!!
Kaiba ran off..
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Whoa.that was scary..plz review.even though it did suck! n.n
Disclaimer: Don't own YuGiOh.
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Grandpa sat at home reading the newspaper. Yugi is at summer camp and Grandpa doesn't know what to do.
Grandpa: I'm bored.I think I'll close the shop.
Grandpa put up a sign that said "Shop closed due to mild heart attack" and walked out. He passed Kaiba.
Kaiba: Hey old ma'am.
Grandpa: Don't make fun of my cat!
Kaiba: Your cat?
Grandpa: THE DEAD ONE..*starts to cry*
Kaiba: SHUT UP!!!!!
Grandpa: I need PIXIES!!!!!!
Kaiba: Your retarded...
Grandpa: Some people refer to me as an old fart..
Kaiba: Whatever.
Mai comes over to the 2 of them.
Mai: What's going on here?
Kaiba: Nothing.
Grandpa: Oh BABY!!!!!
Mai: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kaiba: Look gramps are you going to leave me alone?
Grandpa: Yea..
Kaiba: Good!
He walks off.
Grandpa: That was totally pointless.
Grandpa walked over to a pizza place to get lunch. He walked over to the counter.
Cashier dude: Hi welcome to Pizza Stop how may I help you?
Grandpa: A massage would be nice.
CD: Sir your order.
Grandpa: Oh.yes.What comes on the pepperoni pizza?
CD: uummmm..pepperoni's.
Grandpa: No mushrooms?
CD: NO!
Grandpa: Are mushrooms on mushroom pizza?
CD: Yes!!!
Grandpa: Oh..I like mushrooms.
CD: Maybe you should order mushroom pizza!
Grandpa: No thank you. I think I'll just take one pepperoni pizza.to go!
CD: Are you sure?
Grandpa: no...errrr..yes..
CD: ...
Grandpa: Thank you young man!
Grandpa walked away.
CD: STUPID OLD FART!!!
Grandpa ate his pizza and went over to the nearest Chuckie Cheese (I DON'T OWN THAT EITHER!!!!). He saw Kaiba dropping off Mokuba.
Grandpa: HEEY KAIBA!!!!
Kaiba: Not you again..
Grandpa: Do you still have my Dark Mage?
Kaiba: No.I sold it to that clown over there.
Grandpa: Really?
Kaiba: No..
Grandpa: MY HEART!!!!
Kaiba: What's wrong.
Grandpa fell over screaming "My HEART!!!!!".
Nearest Clown: ANYBODY KNOW CPR?!!!!?
No one did.
Kaiba: I...do.
NC: USE IT NOW!
Kaiba: No way! HE WAS READY TO DIE ANYWAY!
NC: Did you know I'm a phsycic?
Kaiba: So?
NC: IF YOU DON'T GIVE HIM CPR YOUR COMPANY WILL COME TO A FALL!!!!!
KAIBA: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kaiba immediately gives Grandpa CPR. Grandpa comes back.
Grandpa: Kaiba.I didn't know you felt that way.
Kaiba: EEEWWWWWW GGGRRROOOOSSSSS!!! I think I'm gonna lose my lunch..MUST WASH OUT MOUTH!!!!!
Kaiba ran off..
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Whoa.that was scary..plz review.even though it did suck! n.n