Hey guys! It's me, Dylan! I just thought I'd give a little story for my two favorite hench-robots…
ORBOT AND CUBOT!
(No offense to Decoe and Bocoe) Let's get this started!
"ORBOT! CUBOT! Where are you two morons?!" Dr. Eggman shouted. "You better not be taking another oil break!"
"We're right here, boss," Orbot said casually in his jaded voice. "Definitely not on another oil break!" He just then noticed Cubot holding his oil mug as they walked in, and gestured to him to put it away. Cubot got the gesture and put it away, just in the nick of time before Eggman turned around. Eggman had a particularly sour expression on his face. He walked over to the two droids, making them more than a little nervous. Then he spoke.
"I have the perfect plan to finally take over the world!" Orbot shook his head. He couldn't believe how many times he had heard that before. "But why are you looking so sour," sir?"
he asked.
"Because the base is a mess, and I need all available robots to help my scheme!" Eggman shouted, a little louder than was necessary. "Aww, that's just a darn shame," Cubot said, his voice chip stuck on cowboy again. Eggman tried his very hardest to ignore the inconvenience and moved on.
"I really need the lair cleaned, so I'm leaving you two here to clean it, AND I'm installing a camera to monitor you! If the place isn't clean when I come back, I'll do to you two what I did to Decoe and Bocoe!"
Orbot and Cubot gasped. They had heard what had happened to Decoe and Bocoe, but they didn't know for sure if it was true or not, since, as far as they knew, they were made of recycled parts from them. "We will get it all done, boss," Orbot said, shaking. "W-W-Whatever ya say," Cubot responded, trembling.
Eggman seemed to be satisfied. He then turned around, got into a large mech, and headed out, followed by hundreds of robots, airships, and other mechs. They then flew off, leaving the two behind.
"Before we begin our work, let's see if we can do anything about your voice," Orbot suggested. "If'fin ya say so," Cubot said, only half-interested. Orbot proceeded to attempt to fix Cubot's voice, but was only able to set it on gangster. "Eh, it's better than nothing," he decided. "Now, time for us to paint the place clean!"
Orbot and Cubot began their chores, and of course quickly got bored. Then Cubot had an idea. "Yo O'bot, we just need ta take out that ol' camera, and we ca' just get out o' doin' this here job!" "Are you sure? It sounds pretty risky," Orbot asked, stating the obvious. "O' course I'm sure! We destroy the camera and we get a day off! What could go wrong?" Orbot sighed. He did not like the way this was going, but the thought of getting a day off did sound rather appealing to him. "Okay then," he concluded. "What's the plan?"
The two disobedient robots later stood on each other to reach the camera. However, they were too short to reach it, even while standing on each other, and crashed onto the floor, knocking down some tools. Not bothering to pick them up, Orbot went to get his blaster. He was still a horrible aim, and he shot all kinds of things down, but epically missed the camera. "Yo, watch where ya pointin' that thin'. Ya nearly blew my head off! "Sorry," Orbot apologized, "It just ran out of energy." Cubot then went to get his claw arm, and was able to take the hated camera off its stand. The two then proceeded to take the thing apart. "Ya know. This is actually pritty gruesome. Cubot thought the inner workings of any technical device was gruesome. "Don't think about it," Orbot told him. They then threw all the parts out the window.
"Nice. Our woik here is done," Cubot stated. "Now let's go do some stuff!" "Right behind you, pal!" Orbot responded. The two then went out to be crazy.
The two wandered all over Mobius all day, pranking people, spying on their enemies, and Cubot's favorite: looking at stuff, particularly sushi. They were careful to avoid the battle between Sonic and Eggman, for a number of reasons. Later, they headed back.
"That was quite a swell day, pal," Orbot said, patting Cubot on the back. Upon the impact, Cubot's voice returned to normal. Just then Eggman and hundreds of broken and tired-looking robots walked through the door.
"Worst scheme EVER!" Eggman yelled. He looked like he had been caught in an explosion. Most of his robots looked worse, though. Metal Sonic was even missing an arm. Eggman looked around his lair and his anger shot to the danger zone. "ORBOT! CUBOT!" "Y-Y-Yes?" the two robots answered timidly.
"THE PLACE LOOKS WORSE THAN WHEN WE LEFT! IF IT WERE'NT FOR OUR FINANCIAL PROBLEMS, YOU TWO WOULD BE SCRAP METAL!"
"What was that, boss?" Orbot asked to make sure he understood what he heard. "Hench-robots cost a lot of money, and right now we don't have enough for one! Our budget is really low thanks to that meddlesome hedgehog!"
Orbot and Cubot couldn't believe their auditory processors. "Yes you two get out of this one, but next time, if we have cash, you won't be so lucky!" Eggman warned. Orbot and Cubot nodded and went to shut themselves down for the night, while Eggman sent some Egg Pawns who had been miraculously spared to clean up. He then went to fix his other robots.
Phew! I promise the next chapter will be better! Also, I'm not trying to hate on Decoe and Bocoe up there. I just thought it was a good explanation to why we have Orbot and Cubot now. No flames, please, and see you next time! Dylan out!