Ladies and Gentletoons, Wonderbump's Thanksgiving Adventure!
Thanksgiving Special: Turkey Turmoil
Chapter 1: Prologue
A congregation of Turkeys were gathered in a massive banquet hall. They were inside the Mother Bird, a spaceship that looked like a flying Turkey, feathers and feet out with its mouth wide open, letting its floppy tongue stick out. They were blabbing away until they heard the immense doors on the stage opened. They quieted down as a Turkey with a king's attire and mad eyes walked to his podium.
"Turking," One of the regal Turkey's bodyguards said, "The microphone is yours."
Turking shifted so he could face the Turkey audience, then spoke.
"My fellow brethren... or species..." Turking began, "The time of year has come of Thanksgiving, an Earth holiday where the humans go on killing sprees and kill us all, then feast on our dead bodies! It is crude and sickening! So sickening, that we have had to flee Earth in the Mother Bird to escape the terrible fate!"
Many Turkeys started yelling and BEGAWK!ing, but Turking raised his feathered hand, and the Turkeys went silent.
"Now, now," Turking continued, "I know this is rather disgusting, but now, for the first time since the days of the English Pilgrims and Arawaks, we will have vengeance! Observe."
He wildly ruffled his tail feathers, and a massive hologram appeared above everyone. The map showed a planet with gobs of color, with four areas of gray nothingness.
"This is the planet of Toontown, galaxies away form Earth," Turking said, "and their dominant species, Toons, have taken a liking to this Earth holiday. We will attack the planet and wipe out every intelligent life form there."
"Yes!" Yelled a Turkey in the audience, "We will feast on their carcasses!"
"HAIL TURKEYS!" yelled all of the Turkeys.