Mischievousness in the Wrong Hands

by HermioneK

A series of Death Note one-shots that centers around mischievousness and hilarity in the hands of four *ahem* men: Matt, Mello, L, Light

1. DoubleU

DoubleU

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. But I own a plushie. That I made. Boo-ya.

Mello's POV:

Matt was sitting on the futon playing his DS and I was eating chocolate when, out of nowhere he said this:

"Mello?"

"Yeah?" I asked

"You know what's a stupid letter? W," he continued, not waiting for my reply. "You know why it's a stupid letter? Because it doesn't look like two 'u's put together, hence the 'double u', it looks like two 'v's. So from now on, I'm going to call it 'doublev'. You in?"

"Uh-huh," I said while nodding. I was still trying to take in this whole rant. He hardly ever talked that much at one time.