Sonic the Hedgehog had just saved Tails and some citizens from a group of Eggpawns. Dr. Eggman was terrorizing the public, again. However, there was no concern in the air as everyone knew if Sonic was around, he would save the day. At least, that's what they thought. After the robotic henchmen of Dr. Eggman were destroyed, Sonic homed in on the doctor, ready to end this. Before Sonic could reach the doctor, another homing attack intercepted him. Sonic looked to see the culprit, and gazed at Hot Topic incarnate. "Shadow?", Sonic asked confusingly. Why was Shadow stopping Sonic from blasting Dr. Eggman to the Team Rocket dimension? All of a sudden, Zavok appeared! But then, Metal Sonic appeared! But then, THEN, Chaos appeared! Holy smokes, this was truly the most ambitious crossover since Infinity War! While Sonic was still trying to process all this, a mysterious man floated down. Sonic had no idea who this character was. All he knew was that he was Sonic the Hedgehog, and he had to beat these guys like his dad beat him! Sonic did a lil flick of his nose and charged towards the unknown man. The masked man sidestepped out of the way. Sonic did not expect that. "Huh?', was all Sonic could say. "Woah, this guy has the new Yeezy's!", exclaimed Tails. The masked man's superior shoes must've made him faster than Sonic. The blue hedgehog tried to strike the hypebeast wearing man again, but to no avail. The mysterious man roundhouse kicked Sonic into a concrete wall. Ouch. If that wasn't enough, Sonic fell onto the concrete ground. Double Ouch. This fight was getting brutal, so Tails took out his iPad. Sonic then had to face off against Zavok, Metal Sonic, and Chaos. Shadow just kinda stood there and watched the other 3 villains pulverize Sonic. "Running out of time here, Tails!", Sonic said in a frustrated voice. Sonic assumed Tails was trying to calculate the mysterious man's power level, but Tails was actually filming the fight for YouTube. To finish Sonic off, the mysterious figure and his 4 villainous comrades all took turns playing volleyball with Sonic's body. The blue hedgehog finally reached a painful descent into the concrete ground. Triple Ouch. The 5 villains did various Fortnite dances around Sonic's unconscious body. Eggman then proceeded to spread massive T-Series propaganda across the globe. Tails was a little upset that Sonic was dead, but his video on WorldStarNetwork got so many views, Tails got to collab with Drake. The End.
