The men reclined on leather couches in their living room. All eyes were fixed on the huge, flat screen TV centered above the fireplace. A man in an ill-fitting suit babbled on.
"…the heist is suspected to have relations with the notorious Lima Heights gang. They are considered to be extremely dangerous, and should not be approached under any circumstances. If you have any knowledge of the heist or the gangs whereabouts, please contact…"
William Schuester gave a dark chuckle. "Well boys, looks like we're notorious and dangerous. Like they have any fucking clue." He took a swig of his Corona. "If they only knew the extent of our crimes.. What are you looking at, Puckerman? You got a problem?"
The young man sitting across the room shook his head and carefully averted his eyes. He may have been bigger than Schue, he had a good 2, 3 inches on him, but Schue wasn't one to play. He would kill someone without a blink, and this was his realm. If Puck even thought about taking on the shitty asshole, he would get his throat slit 8 different ways. Schue glowered at him.
"Thought so."
Finn Hudson's large frame was sprawled across an armchair. He groaned and flung his eyes towards Schue. "This shit sucks. I'm hungry and I need to get laid 'fore I lose my shit." This got a few raucous comments from the gang members sprawled near him, and Finn retaliated by punching those nearest him in the arm.
Schue swallowed the rest of his beer and tossed it into a nearby trash can, the bottle clinking with the other bottles already residing there. "I've been thinking about that lately. Not really about you and your fucking blue balls Finnessa, but about food and premium fucking. And I have an answer." All the ears around the room perked at this. Having 5-10 guys in the house at once made for lousy food, and they didn't exactly have time to take girls out to dinner. "I say we need to make a raid. But instead of money, I say we take… some girls. We can keep 'em downstairs, and they can cook and when we need some companionship… we'll just call on the lovely ladies downstairs."