Count Dooku, Force Sensitive Human Male and Cumking of Serenno: An Expanded Universe Novel
Chapter One - The Emperor's new Dook
The admissions wookie smiled.
"wreaaARRHAW" she politely mewled.
"Please, call me Count Dooku, Duke Dooku is my father." said the spry courtly-mannered young man as he turned and stepped out onto the hoverquad. Overhead bots were zooping and zorping all about.
"Ahhh college" he thought "jedi college.. the college im going to attend to become a jedi"
He then thought several other expository things like "Im glad I managed to secure a spot at the school's most prestigious frat, Bantha Bantha Rancor aka the Blue Milk Boys aka Banth Banth Rancorlution" and "My first class is Badass Lightningfingers with Plo.. followed by Master Yodas's Trigonometry of the Body Fantastic."
Dooks wished he had a friend to say obvious thoughts aloud to. Still.. at least he looked fly as hell. The young adultling was festively adorned in a tie dye poncho, and wore boots with bedazzled spaceboy spurs. His left arm bore a full sleeve tattoo of Boss Nass and the text "Hack Sack.. Will Travel".
"What a burden it is to be so cool yet so lovelorn" he thought.
But just as he was about to walk into the Windu Inaugural Spaceport Hall, he saw the most beautiful woman...one of those tube head hot alien women. You know the type with the two tubes on the back? That one.