Just a little ditty I wrote in a couple of minutes. Turning it into a longer story. Hope you enjoy.


On my own again. He said he was coming over.

I didn't even want to have sex, I just wanted to snuggle on the couch. Kenny can be so insensitive for someone who supposedly loves me.

Stupid phone, ringing all the gosh-darn time. It's never... KENNY!

"Hi, Ken!"

"Hi, Butters. Sorry I didn't answer my phone earlier. I got your message."

"And?"

"Just hang on, I'll be there in a second. Bye."

"Bye!" Oh, hamburgers, the doorbell! Who is it? Kenny! He wasn't lying when he said he'd be here in a second.

"Hi, Bu-" Hug 'im as tight as you can, Butters, and don't let him go!

"Uh, Butters, you're choking me."

"Oh, sorry. Come in."

"Butters, do you think you could let me go for a minute? I need to use the bathroom and I can't do it with you gripping my chest."

"Okay, just don't be too long." This is great! I haven't seen him for so long, I was starting to think he was losing interest in me.

What can we watch while we're cuddling? Well, it's a Sunday so there's nothing on TV other than Jerry Springer and The Big Bang Theory.

"Ken, what do you wanna watch?"

"Hang on, lemme just finish this piss." Does he have to be so rude?

"What were you saying?"

"I was asking what you wanted to watch. We can't hug in silence."

"We do after sex."

"But I just wanna hug."

"Oh, God, you can be such a pussy sometimes."

"But that's why you love me."

"Ha, you're right." I always know how to make him smile. He's so cute when he smiles. It lights up his entire face and makes his eyes glimmer like a bright blue sky on a summers day.

He'll always be that little 10-year old with orange parka to me. "Were you just thinking something girly about my smile?"

"You can read me like a book, can't you?"

"Yep. A cute book. I don't really care what we watch, as long as I get to cuddle you, I'm happy."

I can't help but smile when he's being sweet with me.

"Alright, let me get on the couch first, you can't spoon 'cos of how small you are."

"Small but perfectly formed, right?"

"Yes, perfectly." I could just sit and watch him lie on the couch for hours. "Well? Do you want cuddle or what?"

"You gotta open your arms first or I can't fit in."

"Oh, for fuck..." Let me just snuggle up to him. Wait, why can't I feel anything?

What the...?

The floors are collapsing and the walls are crumbling... what the fuck is this!

"Kenny? Kenny, where did you go?" What's happening!

There he is! Wait, whats that? Holy crap, he's falling!

"Kenny, grab my hand!"

His eyes aren't moving... No, no, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!

Butters woke up with a scream. He had been dreaming about Kenny for a while now but nothing like that has ever happened.

He burst into tears in disbelief his mind could be so cruel.

He needed help and there was only one person who could give him that.


Okay, so! I need suggestions as to who he speaks to. I don't even know who I want to put him with but if no-one comes up with a good suggestion, I'll use The Boy With The Red Scarf. I might even use someone's OC if they make a good case. Anyway, PM and let me know if you've got an idea.