RWBY one shot: New Girl one shot
AN: just a funny scene from my favorite show with rwby characters instead. That show being New Girl S3 EP 3: Double Date at around 5:20 seconds
Characters and roles
Nick Miller: Jaune arc
Schmit: Neptune
We see Jaune in front of neptune's room as he knocks on his door. Then all of a sudden neptune opens the door."Hey, so this is weird and it will only take a second of our time but, uh … And I probably already know the answer, but are you on drugs? I'm asking Because weiss and ruby wanted me to ask."
Neptune then grabs jaune and throws him into his room. "Get into my room" ey says all while Jaune says "I don't want to be apart of this." Neptune then looks all worried. " Did you crack my Email password? How did you guess Neptunerulez." Jaune then looks at his friend worried "Are you really on drugs neptune? Come on man talk to me."
Neptune lets out a sigh. "I'm in way over my head jaune. I'm doing something terrible." jaune then looks at him and says with a concerned voice. "Well what is it man?" Neptune then says "your gonna get really, mad at me man" Jaune replies " I am your best friend besides sun i was there for you when you need help to swim in a kiddie pool I'm Here for you now. There's nothing you can say that I'll get mad at"
Neptune then looks down then takes a deep breath then starts talking to jaune. " Okay, i can do this. So you know how i broke up with Nebula so i can start dating weiss again?" "Absolutely and that was really hard on you" "Yeah, that never actually happened."
Jaune then shakes his head"what do you mean?" "I'm still dating nebula." "what do you mean?" "I'm still dating both of them and neither one knows about the other and i feel terrible about" "Well Nebula is gone now" Neptune then shakes his head which prompts jaune to ask "What do you mean?" "She's not gone" Jaune is now starting to get pissed off. "So your broke up with weiss …" neptune then interrupts him." I didn't break up with either one of them"
Jaune then says "How did you do that." Neptune then replies worriedly "They made me choose" then jaune finally loses it. "You have to choose, you can't have both women." neptune then asks "What was I supposed to do?"
Jaune then starts yelling " WHAT, YOU THINK YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF WIVES? YOU GOT ONE WIFE THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS, ONE WIFE."
Neptune then starts crying and whining a little. "WHY?!"
Jaune then says in a calm voice " I don't know"
AN: i have to stop right there. The rest of that scene is funny on the show New girl like i said im not sure if im gonna make this to an actual series because its long its like seven seasons but anyway if you like it tell me maybe ill consider doing it anyway leave a like r review and I'll see ya later.
PS my Rwby Alternate realities chapter might come out next week or earlier depends on how i write BYe