Hey, this is an idea that just didn't leave my head. I tried to shape it so that it could fit in my other story, but I just couldn't.
Summary:
Rachel has enough of Finn and wants to break up with him. What better way of breaking up with him than teaming up with Quinn .
Now here is my glee story.
Rachel was walking down the hall furiously. How dare he! Doing every thing to be with her, then having second doubts! She could just rip all her hair out. Suddenly, she bumped into something hard.
"Ouch Berry, whatch where you're going"
"Excuse me Noah, but I am quite in a hurry." She replied
"Ok, what did Finnessa do?"
"Having second doubts! That bastard."
"Wow, did Berry just swear? What Sir Douchedson do?" said Santana
"Where did you come from Satan?" Rachel asked
"Wouldn't you want to know?" replied Santana with a smirk.
"What's wrong Rach?" asked Brittany
"Finn" Puck and Santana answered
"I'm gonna break up with him."
Puck's eyes ,unknown to Rachel, lit up with hope.
"I was looking for Quinn, so she can help me with the song I want to sing to him."
"Last time I saw her was in the audotorium" said Joe
"How do you people just pop out of nowhere?" asked Rachel
"It's the secret of **** ******" said Rory
"I won't even ask anymore." Rachel said while walking away.
"Quinn? Are you there?"
" You wanna get back at Finn don't you? Quinn said.
"Yes" Rachel replied
"And you need my help for this song."
" Well no, but I think you would help me give a better meaning."
"Me being his ex. Good thinking."
"Are you in?"
"Of course." Quinn said while Rachel hugged her.
In Glee club:
" ! Quinn and I have a song prepared."
" Ok, give it up for Quinn and Rachel"
Rachel Quinn Both
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you PMS
Like a bitch, I would know
And you overthink
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
Quinn and Rachel were glaring at Finn, while singing. Finn was looking as confused as ever.
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You!You don't really want to stay, no
You!But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Everyone was looking at Finn, who was slowly ( and I mean sloooowly ) starting to understand what was going on.
We used to be
Just like twins, so in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing
Now you're plain boring
I should know that you're not gonna change
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You!You don't really want to stay, no
You!But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
By now, Finn was looking furious, while Puck was almost drooling at the sight of Rachel doing something badass.
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
'Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You!You don't really want to stay, no
You!But you don't really want to go-o
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down
Rachel and Quinn finished and they were greeted by applause.
"Oh, and Finn we are OVER!" Rachel yelled
Finn stood up and left the room. Puck stood up and walk up to Rachel claiming her lips.
"Baby, that was fucking hot." He said when they seperated.
"Noah, you know I don't like swearing!" Rachel said
"Whatever babe." Puck replied. He put his lips back on Rachel's.