Hello! My name is SunshineGirl1! I've written lots of other stories on fanfiction for the Ultimate Spider-Man and How To Train Your Dragon fandoms, but this is my first Young Justice Story! This is going to be a one-shot Collection of Wally and Dick Friendship One-Shots. And I am just going to make this crystal clear now I do NOT ship them. I'm a Christian, and I don't believe in gay/same gender ships/couples. And I know their Ship name is "Bird Flash" But I'm giving them a Friendship name. My Best Friend and I have a Friendship name. We combined our last names. So if we're on a team we're *insert combined last names* team or just a funny thing we use like when ever crazy things happen we always says it's our *insert combined last names* Luck like Peter Parker (Spider-Man) has Parker Luck. So their Friendship name that My BFF helped me come up with was "Wack" Cause it's Wally and Dick. Anyway, just wanted to be clear that I am not shipping them and it's just a fun friendship name. And I'd like to give credit to my BFF for coming up with the title of this collection. So Thanks Fantasygirl1329! Also, I'm going to TRY to update this weekly.
And one more thing I'd like to say is that I CAN take requests but I also have lots of my own ideas so no guarantees that I will do the requests, and the highest rating I'm willing to do is "T" so if you do request, nothing above T nothing inappropriate and NO BirdFlash.
Cover Art By: ME! =D
Okay I think that's everything. And without furthur ado, let's get into the one-shot!
Rating: K
Time-Line: Season 1
Genre: Humor, Friendship
Summery: Wally wakes up at 3am and can't go back to sleep. So he calls Dick. And Dick is not happy about being woken up so early.
Wally was running. Faster then he ever had in his entire life. He was running faster and faster and faster. He was unsure of where he was running to, or what he was running from. But all he knew was that he had to keep running. He had to go faster.
He could feel the wind whipping past his face with what felt like, the power of a thousand tornado.
Everything around him was moving so slow, it looked as if time had come to a stand still.
Everything but him. He was going faster then anything else known to mankind. He was going faster Then Flash. He ran and ran, his heart pumping adrenaline through his veins. Until everything came to a screeching, and sudden stop.
Wally sat up gasping. Adrenaline still pumping through his body from the dream. He realized he was vibrating, and quickly stopped. Being a speedster, he often had dreams about running, and when he did he normally woke up vibrating.
Normally if he did wake up from a running dream, it was when his alarm went off, or just a few minutes before it did.
He looked at the clock. The bright numbers of his alarm clock casting a green glow into the room.
3:06 AM
Great. What was he supposed to do now? Whenever he had a running dream his adrenaline always seemed to be high, so when he woke up, he was wide awake.
But never the less, Wally tried to go back to sleep. But after 10 minutes of fruitlessly, tossing and turning. He gave up.
He pulled out his phone, wincing at the harsh light, before dimming the light on his phone, then going to his text messages, and selecting the most recently texted number.
'Hey Dick, you up?'
Wally waited about 10 seconds before sending out another text.
'Helloooooooooo?'
'Come on Dick! Wake up!'
'WAKE UP!'
'Hello?'
'I'm BOOOOOOOORED.'
Finally deciding that Dick must of been sleeping and not heard his phone going off, he did the most logical thing any person in his situation would do. He called him.
...
"IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO GO!"
Dick jolted awake at the loud noise.
"LIFE IS WAY TOO SHORT TO TAKE IT SLOW!"
His groggy mind tried to process where the noise was coming from.
"BUT BEFORE I GO AND HIT THE ROAD...I GOTTA KNOOOOOW...'til then WHEN CAN WE DO THIS AGAIN?!"
Dick groaned, recognizing it as his ringtone for Wally. He turned back over in his bed, covering his head with a pillow.
"OH-OH-OH-OH!"
Dick smashed the pillow over his head harder, til the sound was muffled.
"WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?! OH-OH-OH-OH!"
He was so tired, that he finally managed to block out the noise enough to fall back asleep, the rest of the song fading out as he drifted to sleep.
...
Wally furrowed his eyebrow. Dick's ringtone for him was pretty loud. Surely his best bud had heard it?
Wally hit the call button again.
...
"IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO GO!"
Dick was startled awake once more by the Owl City song.
"LIFE IS WAY TOO SHORT TO TAKE IT SLOW!"
He groaned, covering his head with the pillow once more.
"BUT BEFORE I GO AND HIT THE ROAD...I GOTTA KNOOOOOW...'til then WHEN CAN WE DO THIS AGAIN?!"
He blindly reached his hand out to the nightstand, head still covered with the pillow.
"OH-OH-OH-OH!"
Finally Dick's hand grasped the piece of technology, he squinted at the bright screen fumbling to hit the answer button.
"WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?! OH-"
"Hello?" Dick mumbled, in his half awake state.
"Hey!" a voice said on the other end that was WAY too cheerful for 3AM
"Why are you calling?" Dick asked, his voice heavy with sleep, and annoyance.
"I woke up and couldn't sleep, and I was bored-"
"Are you telling me," Dick growled, glancing at the alarm clock on his bedside table. "that you felt the need to call me...at 3AM...because you were bored?"
"Yup." Wally said popping the 'p'
Dick growled, hanging up the phone, and putting it back on his nightstand, and going back to sleep. He was Way too tired and grumpy to deal with Wally being bored right then.
"IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO GO!"
Dick all but screamed in frustration. He was tired. He wanted to sleep. And he had SCHOOL in a few hours.
"LIFE IS WAY TOO SHORT TO TAKE IT SLOW!"
He hit the 'ignore' button, and silenced his phone. Sighing grumpily, he flopped back onto the bed, snuggling under the covers, and just as he was starting to fall asleep again.
"Dude! You hung up on me!" Wally's voice came through the communicator in his ear.
"I know." Dick growled.
"Why?"
"Because it's 3AM."
Wally snorted. "Well someone's cranky."
"Wally! It's 3AM and I have SCHOOL in a few hours! So do YOU!" Dick, said getting VERY annoyed.
"Geez, who spit in your pudding?"
"NOBODY! BUT YOU CALLED ME AT 3AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED!" Dick shouted into the earpiece.
"Sheesh. Shout any louder and you may wake up Daddy Bats." Wally teased.
"Wallace Rudolph West." Dick said in a warning tone. "I am hanging up now and going to sleep. Like EVERY OTHER PERSON in this city is. Do NOT call me back!"
Wally giggled. "Okay. Night Night Robby."
"Good Night." Dick hissed hearing the transmission end.
10 minutes later after Dick had fallen back asleep, Wally ran to Gothom, knowing Dick had silenced his phone. And he unsilenced his phone, before grabbing one of Alfred's cookies from the kitchen and heading back to his room, in a matter of minutes.
"IT'S BEEN FUN BUT NOW I'VE GOT TO GO!"
"WALLY!"
XD Poor Poor Dick. =P
Oh, and if any of you were wondering what song the ringtone was, it's '"When Can I See You Again?" by Owl City'
Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!
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Love Ya'll To The Moon and Back! Bye!
~SunshineGirl14