AN: This little bunny popped up from a picture I saw on FB. Unfortunately there is no category for the Deadpool 2 movie so I had to tag it under the comics, Hope you don't mind... I don't have a Beta so any and all mistakes are my own.

DISCLAIMER, I don't own Labyrinth or any of the characters therein. Nor do I own Deadpool or any of the X-men (sigh). M rating for LOTS of cursing/innuendo. * SOME SPOILERS FOR DEADPOOL 2 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET*

There may be a wind advisory in affect.

April 20th 1889

" I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this...So I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable. He loves killing kids." Wade said as he removed the swaddling from baby Hitler.

"Or maybe I could just swap you out with another kid, no. No that won't work." he said shaking his head as he finished wrapping the baby back in swaddling cloth and picked him up to gently rock him.

"I can't just wish you away, nothing is that easy. Who would I even wish you to? It's not like I could ask Santa or the Easter Bunny. Are they even real? Would someone like Santa even take you?" He said as he gently booped the baby on the nose.

"Your too much of a gremlin to be one of Santa's elves..." Wade stops his rocking movements and looks up

"Or a goblin." He looks back down to the baby in his arms.

"Maybe he would take you, if he was real that is.." Shrugging his shoulders with the baby in his arms.

"Real or not, It's worth a shot. I mean think of all the lives that would be saved..."

As Wade Wilson rocks the ever silent baby Adolf in his arms he paces the nursery.

"What were the words? Ugh Where's Jennifer Connelly when you need her... Ah that's it."

He holds the baby up like an offering to the Gods, "You're definitely no Simba, but I think this is how it goes."

He clears his throat and speaks in a loud clear voice.

"Goblin King, Goblin King. Wherever you are take this baby away from me!"

Baby Adolf only coos and wiggles in Wade's hands.

"oh well." He says as he lowers the baby to cradle him in his arms once more.

"it was worth a shot, Maybe i said it wrong. It's not like there's a book with instructions laying anywhere."

He walked over to the crib and gently laid the babe inside, adjusting his swaddling as the baby coos at him.

" I mean its not like it could be anything simple, do I just say I wish the goblins would take you away right now? No it's never that simple." He said as he stood up fully only to be surprised by a voice behind him.

"Congratulations."

"What in the ass?" Wade whispers in aww, Standing in the doorway of the hospital nursery was The Goblin King in all his glory. His Black armor shining under the florescent lights, his cape billowing behind him.

"You said your right words." The Goblin King said as he smirked at Wade.

"well that's just shitty writing." Wade says as he looks at you through the computer screen for a moment before turning his attention back to the other man in the room. " I can't believe your real." Wade says looking the other man up and down. " I mean it was just a joke I didnt know you would actually appear... What are you wearing?"

The Goblin King Jareth looks at the man in red with a smirk and an arched brow, " I could ask you the same..."

Wade is staring at Jareths bulge as the Goblin King continues to speak. "Regardless of my attire, I believe you called me here to grant you a wish...What are you staring at?" Jareth asks with a hint of irritation in his voice.

"Did that thing just move?" Wade asks " What are you hiding in there?"

The flustered goblin king closes his robe concealing himself from the mans gaze. " That doesn't matter, what matters is i brought you a gift."

Jareth holds his hand up as an orb appears at his fingertips. "it's just a bauble nothing more. But if you turn it thi- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Surprised,Jareth drops the orb as he pulls his now open cape from Wades hands backing towards the door behind him.

"I heard giggling, thought it might be whatever you have hidden in there." Wade says as he turns around, the laughter is coming from behind him now.

"What is that?" Wade says to himself as he follows the noise to baby Adolfs crib only to find the baby gone.

He immediately turns around with guns drawn pointing directly at the goblin king. "Where's the baby?" Wade asks

"What's said is said. You wished him away, we took him." Jareth says as he looks at the strange thing in the man in reds hands.

Keeping one gun pointed at Jareth, Wade backs up as he scans the room for other potential threats. "What do you mean took him?"

"I... I don't think i can say it more plainly..." The goblin king says. "You wished him away, he's gone."

Wade relaxes after a moment " OH, Okay. Good. He says as he puts one gun away.

"Now I don't have to come back with Cable." Wade chuckles "If he knew what I've been doing..."

He says as he puts his other gun away. "Okay well thanks for taking care of that for me, Nice to meet you you beautiful Glittery bastard."

Wade says as he pats his pockets making sure he he doesn't leave anything behind while the goblin king looks at him in confusion.

"I owe you one. Maybe we could meet up sometime for drinks, you have to tell me who does your hair. Anyway."

Wade starts to fiddle with the watch sized time machine strapped to his wrist to travel back to 2018.

The goblin king looks at the man bemused as Wade says his farewell with a "don't call me, i'll call you." before hitting the button to slide through time.

"I'm afraid that's not how this works Mr. Red." The goblin king says to Wade.

Wade looks around to find himself on top of a hill overlooking a huge labyrinth, his shoulders slumps as he taps the malfunctioning timepiece.

He turns around to face the goblin king who is leaning against the trunk of a long dead tree.

"Call me Deadpool." He says as he draws one sword. "And i'll call you a kabob."

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