The Drifter

By Shadowgate

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Freddy Krueger had just killed a 12 year old girl and it was now 1AM.

All of a sudden under a street light Freddy looked up ahead and saw a large man walking toward him.

He yelled "MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER NOT BE COMING TOWARD MY WAY!"

When he saw the mask he was concerned. He looked closer and realized this person may not even have a face behind the mask.

Freddy quickly raised his deadly blade finger nails.

But then the tall man pulled a sword and was ready to fight.

Freddy lunged toward him and slashed his chest. The man slashed Freddy's chest in turn.

Then the two started wrestling for five minutes straight when a police car pulled up and blared the sirens.

The police officer got out and yelled "MICHAEL MYERS HOLD IT RIGHT THERE" and pulled out his gun.

Michael quickly threw his sword and beheaded the police man.

Freddy ran as fast as he could and picked up the police man's gun.

Freddy said "well Michael Myers I'll take over where the DOA police officer left off."

Freddy fired 12 bullets into Michael Myers and Michael fell over.

Freddy laughed his ass off.

Freddy heard on the police radio "All Points Bulletin Michael Myers has escaped and should be considered very dangerous."

Freddy laughed "I took care of him. Hey maybe I should get some donuts as a reward since cops are always getting them. Ha ha ha."

As Freddy walked away Michael got up and he walked over to the police car. Michael used all his strength to lift the police car and throw it up in the air. Freddy could hear Michael's spine break and he laughed. But then the police car landed on top of Freddy and blew up. Michael fell over with a broken back and he succumbed from the bullet wounds in spite of a hard fight to live.

Three teens watched the whole fight from a big hill 25 feet away.

They were playing Iron Maiden's Drifter.

Drifter lyrics:

Walk away!

Look out now baby, won't you take me away,
Sittin' here, think it's gonna be a new day.
I'm gonna get my song and I can't go wrong,
Gotta keep on roaming, gonna sing my song.

What you feeling when you hold me tight?
I'm gonna cuddle up with you tonight,
Gonna get you feeling so secure.
Listen child, don't you see there's a cure?
Anyway, got to get you away,
Feels so good, think it's gonna be a new day.
I'm gonna get my song and I can't go wrong,
Gotta keep on roaming, gonna sing my song.

What you feeling when you hold me tight?
I'm gonna cuddle up with you tonight,
Gonna get you feeling so secure.
Listen child, don't you see there's a cure? Ooh Yeah!
Anyway, got to get you away,
Feels so good, think it's gonna be a new day.
I'm gonna get my song and I can't go wrong,
Gotta keep on roaming, gonna sing my song.

Gonna sing my song yeah,
And it won't take long.
Gonna sing my song yeah,
Won't you sing along.

I want you to sing it,
sing it, sing it, sing it along
I want you to sing it,
sing it, sing it, sing it along
I want you to sing it,
sing it, sing it, sing it along
I want you to sing it,
sing it, sing it, sing it aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oong

THE END