Writers block be gone!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park =,(
Rated: T for language
Summary: Disneyland is not a good place for thirteen year old Tweekers and his companion Craig
I just went to Disneyland yesterday and MAN was it crowded! At least half of California's population was crowded into that little park.
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Sighing Craig glanced around the parking lot. Jesus Christ! Is this place that big of a deal? He flinched as Tweek stepped off the bus and shrieked. Craig spun around to see the small blond boy crouching down and covering his face. "Calm down Tweek, it's alright," Craig said gently rubbing Tweek's back. "There are t-t-too many people!" Tweek shouted, his voice was muffled through his arm.
The rest of the kids piling off the bus stared and pointed and whispered. Craig flipped them off, not that he gave two shits about anyone but Tweek. Disneyland was filled to its capacity of a bazillion people already, and it was only nine am. Why did we have to come to Disneyland for our field trip? Couldn't we just go to the beach? Craig blushed hotly at the thought of Tweek in a bathing suit. He quickly stood up, dragging Tweek with him.
Tweek screamed again as they walked towards the escalators. Craig wrapped one arm around Tweek's skinny shoulders, and he seemed to calm down. A couple from Japan or China or something walked by, saying something that sounded like, "Jika milakana zuzuz ahalakddklkzxncblkhk;pagdll." Finally they reached the trams. Craig was relived for about two and a half seconds.
The tram honked to make sure no one was in the way. Tweek, who had his head in Craig's chest, screamed and jumped six feet in the air. "Tweek Jesus Christ!" Craig yelled at him. Tweek cowered slightly and whimpered, "I'm sorry Craig." Craig blushed because Tweek actually looked scared of him. He shoved Tweek onto the tram and held him from leaping out. After they got their tickets and waited in line for about three hours to get in, they were allowed to roam free.
"Were going on Pirates of The Carrabin." Craig said sternly. Tweek twitched but agreed. After waiting in line for three hours, again, they got into the boat. Craig, being Craig, pushed, shoved and flipped his way to the front of the boat. Securing Tweek down by putting one arm on his shoulders, Craig sat excitedly as they floated toward the first waterfall. He didn't dare tell Tweek about it, because the blond boy would have dove head first into the water. Slowly the light got darker.
Tweek screamed when the mechanical skull told them to keep their hands and arms inside the boat. Agonizingly slow, the boat tilted and finally splashed down the fall. Shivering and wet, Tweek hung onto Craig, burring his head into the taller boy's chest. An older woman behind them mumbled something like "Gay". Craig looked over his shoulder with murder in his eyes. Trying desperately not to slap the bitch into next week he flipped her off and hugged Tweek closer.
By the time they got off the boat, Tweek had fallen asleep. Quickly, Craig dragged Tweek across the way to The Haunted Mansion. Before Tweek could protest they were already in line. For three hours. Again. Tweek screamed and kicked his way to the doom buggies. Luckily there was a lap bar because Tweek would have thrown himself over. Tweek breathed quickly and shook violently. I swear if he's having a panic attack… Craig thought to himself. Sighing Craig lowered himself onto Tweek's shivering lips. Tweek gasped slightly, but didn't try to punch Craig in the balls or anything.
Holy shit! Was all Craig could think.
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On the bus going back home Tweek slept in Craig's arms. Craig looked out the window as the drove away from "The Happiest Place on Earth." Maybe Disneyland wasn't so bad. He still wished they had gone to the beach.
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I swear you could camp outside Disneyland and still get on about three rides. I LOVE YOU TWEEK!