The Reason Why Draco Hates Harry
I've always wanted to post a Harry Potter fanfic, but never got around to it. xD ... I would say I didn't have the time, but that's be a lie. xP I was just lazy. Anyway, with the seventh book just around the corner, I needed to post a fic solely based on Harry Potter.
But here is my cracky fanfic now.
I do not own Harry Potter, which belongs to the wonderful Jo Rowling.
x The Reason Why Draco Hates Harry
A hooded figure quickly weaved through the Muggle crowd, his greyish blue eyes scanning the crowd for any familiar figures. Seeing none, he ran to the building and quickly opened the door.
Upon entering, he glanced around again, just in case there was anyone he knew. Seeing nobody, he pulled off his hood, and looked at himself in the glass reflection of the door, checking that each blond hair was impeccable in its position.
The waitress smiled at the blond, and said, 'Here again?'
He nodded, and sat himself down at a computer, with the words 'Internet Café' on the monitor. He immediately went to Google, and looked something up. Clicking on the second link, he let the page load. Before it finished loading though...
'...Malfoy?' The blond boy turned around slowly to see a hesitant Harry Potter standing behind him. 'What are you doing here?'
Draco Malfoy stood up immediately, trying to see if he could salvage his reputation. He was in a Muggle internet café in Muggle apparel (he was wearing a hoodie and jeans as it would have looked a bit strange striding into the café wearing his cape). There was no chance.
Harry leaned into see what Draco was looking at. He commented, 'I'm still higher than you on the popularity poll.'
'...Damn.'
THE END. xD
So how was it? Inane? Stupid? Ridiculous? Please review, and flames are welcome! -awinchan