Joshua Ovenshire awoke to the sound of his best friend David Moss singing in their small kitchen.
"CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TASTY WHEN I BOUGHT YOU,BUT THEN I ATE YOU AND YOU TASTED LIKE POO... NOW I'M THROWING UP IN THE LOO! OOH! OH! UGH, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY!" Lasercorn bellowed to the tone of a Taylor Swift song. Groaning, Joven turned his back to him. " Great breakfast song buddy. I sure feel like eating now." He said sarcastically."Well," David teased, " If you feel queasy, you might need some medications. I know! You can take the grow-a-pair pills?"
"And you have a pair?" at this, his friend and roommate puffed out his chest. " Yep!" David boasted, in his deep, fake manly voice. " And your mom was complimenting them all night!" And Joshua couldn't help bursting out in laughter with him.
"Hey, Joven, shouldn't we wake So-kinky?" Nodding in agreement, Joshua wandered up the spiral staircase, heading towards Sohinki's room. Opening the door, he looked into the room. Out of the three rooms that were inhabited, this one had the least stuff. Just a lamp, a bed, computer desk, laptop and a gaming shelf. It was dark, if only because the room's only light source was currently off. It's only occupant was spread out on the bed, peacefully asleep. Joshua walked silently toward the other man. " Wakey, wakey, eggs and kosher bacey!" he sang.
Matt Sohinki was not a light sleeper. Well, sometimes, anyway. Like today, especially since it had been his turn to help the editors all night.
Joshua was starting to get a little hungry. He was wishing that Matt would just hurry up and wake up. " Matthew Sohinki," he started,"If you don't get up, I'll send David in."
Almost immediately, Sohinki jump up." Okay! I'm up! No need for drastic measures." Smirking, Joshua said "See you downstairs in five then."
After a breakfast with a grumpy Matt and an overly peppy David, all three of them were riding towards the Smosh Games HQ."So… How'd the editing go?" Joshua asked, if only to clear up the tension."Smoothly, I guess," replied Matt. " What'd you two do?"
"Not much, actually. David went to visit his girlfriend and they watched movies and shit." As soon as Joshua finished saying this, David broke in. "That's not all we did," he said with an evil grin,"We-" "NO!" Matt and Joven yelled simultaneously. " I was going to say that 'we made fondue'," Laser corn said in a small voice. "Suure you were."
Pulling into the parking lot, the three men were having trouble breathing from laughing at their crappy rendition of "Don't Trust Me". "Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got meat; that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin' scared of him." they blared as loud as they could.
"Hey guys!" Mari said. " Do any of you know what we're playing today? Smosh won't tell me," she pouted after saying this, irritated. Matt, Joshua and David all shook their heads, making their way to the kitchen. After a cup of coffee for all of the gamers, and a bag of fruit snacks for David, the group prepared to start recording.
As they shouted "GAMEBANG!" at the camera, they heard the door to the studio open. "hands up!" barked a man, dressed entirely in black with a pistol. Two other men came in, one carrying a bardiche. " Really, man? What, are you from the 1600's?" David questioned, the other five shooting him a ' do NOT piss off the scary man with a weapon' look. "Enough!" the man roared. "Hands up and turn around!" All of the Smoshgames members complied, shaking.
Hey everybody! New Chapter story that I'll try to update once a week (and maybe more on weekends). I wrote this almost a year ago, so I hope it makes sense!
STAY SASSY AND STAY CLASSY FOLKS.
~Interview A Sarcastic Demon