"This AU is basically what I put into using my imagination it goes from s1 of the Manga through s2 as well as some parts of the Anime and until I run dry of ideas, I will keep going.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rosario Vampire, I'm just taking the original story and turning it into the way I have been imagining it. (P.S: I will name the chapters for the times that involve the manga with the manga chapters and Anime episodes.)
Chapter 1: Academy Vampire.
I was sitting on the bus reading a book about all the tactics ever developed in the history of combat when someone else got on. He sat across from me and say me and introduced himself. "Hi I'm Tsukene Aono." "I'm Master Chief." I said. Tsukene responded by saying "What kind of name is that?!" I responded "Not all names are normal, it depends on the point of view of individual, in my opinion, Tsukene Aono is kinda weird, it's all about the individuals point of view." The bus then stopped and we got off, but before the bus driver drove off, he said "Be careful out there." in a creepy tone.
I said while Tsukene looked at the school, "Well that's a first, I have never seen a bus driver that creepy." I then heard Tsukene mention that the school is like a haunted mansion from top to bottom. "Well maybe when we get closer it won't look so scary, I mean we are kind of," We then heard someone that was behind us yell "COMING THROUGH!" BANG! Tsukene was then hit. But I was more focused on the weird things, especially the word YOKAI, which sounded familiar. After I heard the bang I then said "Ok when I turn around, I will see Tsukene and a girl on the ground as well as a bike." I turn around and I that's exactly what I see. The girl then said she passed out from Amenia. "Who the hell would get Amneia so easily?" I said "Well it can't get more weirder. Can it?" Tsukene got a nose bleed from the impact. The girl then said "Oh no blood." Well what kinda of person would have such a big issue with blood? I mean it doesn't mean he's dying right? She then reached out for a tissue, leaned near him then stopped and said about the scent. "Ok it gets weirder, but I sure hope it doesn't." She then said "Sorry I can't help it. Because I'm a vampire." And then she bit him on the neck. "Ok one of these days I'm gonna learn to shut my fucking mouth." I said. She kept insisting she's a vampire, kinda of weird.
She then said "I'm Moka Akashiyia, even though I look like this I really am a vampire." She asked him to be his friend and he said he would, and he then said his name. I tagged along and she took note of my presence. "What's your name?" She said. "Master Chief" I answered. She then said the said the same thing that Tsukene said saying that's a weird name. I responded with the same answer as when Tsukene said about my name and that's all about the person's point of view. Moka then asked me to be her friend and I said yes.
Later that day me and Tsukene were sitting in the class when the homeroom teacher entered. "I am your homeroom teacher Shizukia Nekonome." Everything seemed normal until she said "This school is exclusively for the sake of monsters." Monsters, monsters, supernatural beings began to go go through my head. then it hit me. Youkai is Japanese for the supernatural, which includes monsters. Like Vampires. I saw that Tsukene was panicking. As for me, I almost panicked, but I didn't to prevent suspicion. However Tsukene got away with it, to my surprise. Then Saizo began to say about eating the humans and molesting the girls. Gezz, I already hated that guy.
Then Moka arrived, and all the boys were filled with awe and shock, bragging about her beauty and how much they already loved her. Moka then was about to walk past Tsukene when he said "Moka?" I saw she was ectstatic that they were in the same class, but Saizo quickly caught my attention, I saw within his eyes he already had her locked on. And he wanted her more than ever and Tsukene was in for a hard time, I knew that this was bad./p
While Tsukene was being pulled by the arm by Moka down the halls, I decided to tag along and keep an eye out for Saizo. He then arrived and approached both Moka and Tsukene. Saizo said "You must be Akashyia Moka. I am your classmate Saizo Komiya. Salutations." "Well he is rather respectful." He the grabbed Tsukene and was beginning to get all vicious. He then asked Moka to be with him, when Moka said "Sorry, I'm having fun with Tsukene right now." I then walked up to him and said "Wow you got rejected by a girl. She burned you man." I saw he was getting mad and I grabbed deal with it sunglasses and said "Hey man here's some advice." I put them on and said "DEAL WITH IT." And then I walked to where Tsukene and Moka were. I got there when Moka said that Tsukene has grade A blood. "Well at least you have something unique Tsukene. Moka's right you should be proud of yourself.
Moka and Tsukene then went off to explore the school, while I just walked around. But this time I did not tag along. I though it would be better for them to have some time together, just the 2 of them. I headed to my dorm, lied down and took and began to ponder. Something's odd, it can't. A school for monsters? Tha has to be a joke. I then fell asleep.
I woke up the next morning, headed to class only to see Tsukene pacing back and forth. "Tsukene, what's wrong? I can see your troubled by something. Please tell me." I said. He then showed the school withdrawal form. "So your leaving? Is that right?" I questioned him "Yes, I am." He said. "Well if that's your choice then I'm not gonna stop you. The decision is up to you, wether you stay or go." I then saw the crumbled wall and said "Hey Tsukene what happened to the wall?" "Saizo did that with his bare fists." He said. I was shocked. But then Moka showed up "We got to hurry up or we'll be tardy." I then saw that he was depressed about the decision, but I knew he would die if he stays and so I understood his situation. "I can't help it Moka, this school is just too scary for me. I'm going to a human one." "No way you can't go to some human school. I hate those humans." After hearing that, I knew that would make things worse. And Tsukene would have no choice but to tell her that he's a human. Moka then explained the problems with humans up through junior high. I felt sorry for her./p
She then said "You can't go Tsukene, let's study hard together." I walked up and said, "His reasoning is completely different Moka." She looked at me with curiosity. Tsukene the asked him "If I told you that I was one of those humans, would you still hate me? I'm a human." After hearing those words, I knew that the bomb shell has been dropped, and she didn't believe him, but explained how he entered the academy. He then said "Moka, that look on your face was because you realized I was human. That's right I shouldn't even be here anyways." She tried to stop him but he was persistent. "Let go, you hate humans. And execuse me for being a friend to a monster." I knew that there was nothing I could do. Before she knew, I turned around to pack my bags and leave. But then I heard Moka scream. I ran to where the scream came from and saw Saizo beating the shit out of Tsukene. That was when I knew I had to do something. Right after Tsukene removed Moka's Rosary did I have my MJOLNIR Mk VI armor wrap around me and I pulled the assualt rifle off my back, loaded a clip with tranq darts, cocked the gun and got it ready. I then heard Saizo finish talking about the legendary S class monsters when I walked up. "Hey Saizo,looking for a fight? Well you got one right here." He then said unusual things. "The big bulky body, golden eye, the overwhelming power. It's the legendary M.C. Class monster. A real spartan! The only one that is on par with a Vampire." I then knew that it was bullshit, but I accepted it. I looked at Moka and she was shocked. "So are we take down the big son of bitch down together Moka or not?" I said. "Fine with me." she said. She then kicked him into the air but before she did I said "All right chums, times up let's do this." I then jumped into the air yelling "LEERROYY JEENNNKINNSSS" And punched Sazio sending him flying to the ground. I stood up and said "Now that's what I call a Leeroy Jenkins."
She then walked up to Tsukene who was so confused and afraid that he held on to the Rosary, but she reassured him and asked him to look after the "Sentimental other moka." I then walked up and said "See you next time my Comrade." And then she changed into the other Moka. The very next day, Moka wanted to suck Tsukene's blood again, and so he was on the run. I was watching from a distance and said to myself, "Well this is going to be a problem."
That evening when I was in my dorm I opened my Journal and began writing in it. "Journal entry 25641, I have arrived at Yokai academy, I made 2 friends. Tsukene Aono, and a vampire, Moka Akashiyia. Oh yeah almost forgot to mention, Youkai academy is a place were humans are basically not allowed to tresspass. If they do, they'll be killed. But Tsukene is an human and he hasn't been killed, yet. Sooner or later, someone will find out he's human. I now have a primary objective: Ensure the safety of Tsukene Aono. There are a lot more dangers out there. And somehow I'm part of some monster legend because of my armor. But I will accept it, just because I'm human, but with enhanced capabilities. And Moka is also my new comrade. Well this is the end of Journal entry 25641.