This is the ballad of Gabu
The noodle who married a troll
No matter what they say
He married him anyway
Now listen: The wedding bells toll
This is the ballad of Gabu
Who traveled in outer space
He found himself an alien spouse
They live in a magical mushroom house
And they do it all over the place
This is the ballad of Gabu
The bespectacled dweeb
He likes to dance in his underwear
He doesn't give a fucking care
And he acts like such a plebe
This is the ballad of Gabu
And his crazy husband too
They both are pretty batshit insane
And spaghetti level gay
They ride in a train: Choo Choo
This is the ballad of Gabu
Who in my opinion, sucks
He also literally sucks
Haha what the fuck?
Quack quack what a duck
This is the ballad of Gabu
Who loves a troll unlawfully
Legalize troll marriage they say!
But that's like even more gay!
The republicans think it ungodly
This is the ballad of Gabu
Who's husband reached god tier
And now Gabu is sort of a nun
Cause he's married to a god, and his buns
And they're all really queer
This is the ballad of Gabu
Who has acne on his head
He accidentally dropped a nuke
And there was a lot of puke
And everybody's dead