THIS IS STUPID AND HUMOROUS IF YOU HATE HUMOR DO NOT COMPLAIN!

I made the story up as a kid and I thought I'd tweak it and post It.

I do not own the show or the characters btw.

Sarah Jane looked in the fridge as her stomach grumbled.

''Time for a shopping trip!'' she mumbled to herself.

So she took off in her car, leaving Luke at home and headed to Morrisons. She wasn't really a big fan of Morrisons though, The food was good but she always spotted people she knew in there.

She got her trolley and went down the first isle.

''Do you know where the spices are?'' a voice said.

''I do'' Sarah Jane replied. She looked to the right and saw Gita.

''Oh my god! Sarah I never knew you shopped here!'' Sarah Jane started to blush ''Look who I've found Haresh!'' She shouted down the isle

Haresh cleared his throat and said ''Oh Sarah Jane It's you!, Now your hear do you want to shop together?''

Sarah Jane replied ''Well I wanted to shop alo-''

''Come on Sarah! Theirs a sale on underwear over here!'' Gita quickly said excitingly.

Haresh went to look at the magazine section and picked up his favorite magazine, Video Game Babes.

This weeks issue was 'Who's hotter? Lara Croft or Jill Valentine'

Haresh blushed as he read the title, He had a big crush on Lara Croft! Suddenly a man walked past and snatched the magazine straight out of his hands.

"Hey!" Shouted Haresh "That was the last issue!"

The tall man grabbed the collar of Haresh's shirt and growled "Ya really wanna mess me? Eh? Eh punk?" The man started doing a sort of dolphin call and a load of men surrounded him.

"You don't want to mess with me either...I'm a champion kick boxer you know...In my drea-" Haresh said.

"SHUT UP!" Said the man throwing him to the ground.

Sarah Jane went up to the tall man and said "Oi! Leave him alone! Whats he ever done to you!"

The man said "He took the magazine that I've been eyeing since last week! So what are you gonna do about it old woman!"

"THIS!" Sarah Jane shouted getting her sonic lipstick out and cutting a slither of the mans Afro off. All the men gasped and took a step back in silence.

The men suddenly ran off screaming. When Gita called out "Haresh can you help me get this off the shelf? I'm a bit small?"

Haresh found Gita and she said

''Can you get this chicken for me''

"That's beef!" said Haresh "And anyway your a vegetarian Gita!"

"Oh yes I forgot" Gita replied.

Then she took some deodorant off the shelf and said "Put your arms up Haresh! I want you to try this deodorant"

He put his arms up, then an announcement said "toilet catastrophe in stall 2, any volunteers?" The man on the announcement saw Haresh with this hand up on CCTV and said "We now have a volunteer, The man with the dark hair with the blue jumper"

"That's you Haresh, How nice for you to volunteer" said Sarah Jane

A man came over with a plunger, gloves and a gas mask and said "Here you go"

Haresh sighed and said "Are you serious?"

"Your the one who volunteered" said the man chuckling.

Sarah Jane took out her shopping list and said "Lets see what else is on the list, Eggs, That will be easy to find"

Sarah Jane reached up for them on a shelf when Gita said "I get them for you Sarah!"

Suddenly the eggs tumbled off the shelf and fell on a muscly looking man the man looked angry as the egg was dripping down his face, so Gita and Sarah Jane ran as fast as there legs could carry them.