Secret love:
It was a day in new York, weather was cool cool cool. Suddenly, Kitty Pryde was running down the street. Suddenly again, she falls over inot the road.
"OH nose!" she scream, "CAR LIVE IN ROAD."
She cowers in front of speed car and just as it hits her… it doesn't because she can phase and she phased through it lmao.
"Oopside daysie" she said "I frogto I can phas." She grinned and continued walking. She ends up in an alley way, she looks around before shouting "I am here!".
Suddenly there's a shadow. She looks up and smiles, like she's happy smile baby. The shadow lands next to her, but is not shadow. Is Spiderman. Peter Parker. He embraces her, pushing her against a wall as they kiss.
"oh kitty. My kitty kat." He whispers whisperly, "I've missed u baby"
"I missed u too petey parky, now wheres my present?" she flirtily questions him. Peter smiles and removes the bottom half of his costume, while kitty grins with excitement. Just as kitty's about to give him the succ… BOOF. Stompy noises approache. They are startled.
"KITTTYYYYYYYYy.." the thing approaches…
"Lance?" peter and kitty say together because they did. Lance is big and black and buff… because he's merged with venom for some fucking raisin.
"KITTYYYYY… how u do this? U said we're together 5eva, and that was more than 4evea." Lance cries, but we cannot see because he has venom face over his lande face.
"Fuck dis!" Peter scream. "I'mma fite u lancr" He jumps onto lance's shoulders and starts choking him "I luh pussy I love bitches I should be runnin Peta!" he screams at lance as he chokes
"Ugh peta what they hell ur dick is on my head!" Lance grabs peter's leg and throws him against the wall. "You fucker mother I'm gonna end ur you!"
Kitty runz up to peter and cries.
"Peterrr… im sorry, I love u, don't die." She is crying tears on his face
"Kitty… i…i…" he manages to breath.
"Yes peter?" kitty ask
"my dick's still hard bb and its because I love u" peter smile
"omg peter I love u too" kitty is blush and crying so she kiss the peter. Lance rages.
"NOOO SHE IS MY WOMAN." He throws kitty across the street and goes to kill peter when suddenly, lance is impaled on wall!" "WWHAT!"
It Harry Osborn.
"Nobody kills my boyfriend but me." Harry says, winking at the camera. He throws a bomb at lance.
It's a nuclear bomn eeveruyone dies the end fuck u