Boredom, thy name is Naruto
Chapter 1: Courting your clone never felt so right until now
DISCLAIMER
Feigndeath: Hey everyone! I'm here to say that I do not own Naruto 'cause if I did, I'd be one helluva bastard rubbing it in your faces and all that shit but hey, I'm pretty sure that everyone would do that...Yeah... On with the story!
Legends
"Talking"
'Thinking'
"Kenshi/Kiritori Talking"
'Kenshi/Kiritori Thinking'
"Kuchiyashino Talking"
'Kuchiyashino Thinking'
"Demon Talking"
'Demon Thinking'
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, son of the Yondaime Hokage; Minato Namikaze and the Akai Shi; Kushina Uzumaki, the same Naruto who defeated Madara Uchiha and absorbed the Kyūbi along with the other tailed beasts becoming the next Jūbi, the same person rumored to have lived for thousands of years, witnessed apocalypse and survived unscathed, observing the race he was before his absorption of the beasts was bored.
'Hmm… I want excitement here' Naruto thought, absently fiddling with the Shodaime's necklace. He sighed. 'It's not like I can travel back in time or anything…' His sea blue eyes widened, resisting the urge to slam his head on the nearest tree.
'Curse me and my ignorance' the being thought as he went through his scroll he kept at his back and took out an ink bottle and a brush. He quickly drew many intricate symbols on the ground. As he finished the last of the seals, he recalled memories he acquired from his predecessor, mainly the seals the he wrote on the ground
The Kako o Omoidashino Jutsu (Recall of One's Past Technique)is one of the names the humans call the seal. An ancient technique granted by Kami herself to me, one of the 7 Forces of Nature. Its original name was lost beneath the sands of time and even I, can have trouble recalling its name. The mechanics of this seal will be indescribable before you face Kami herself, where you are judged if you are worthy of its effects or not. If one is worthy, he or she may go back in time to when one is born as a separate being and if one is not worthy, I will just say that you don't want to be unworthy.
Naruto gulped but activated the seal. Just as his predecessor has said, Naruto couldn't describe what actually happened until he was infront of Kami herself.
Infront of him was Kami; his boss, lady, master, or whatever people say she is. Naruto smiled cheekily and waved infront of his boss. Kami's form was perfect, as expected from all of the gods however, a vein popped from her head.
"Show respect Naruto-kun" she said calmly as the vein faded back to her head. Naruto snickered; Kami's eye twitching only made the snicker louder. She silently cursed the former Jūbi, who took pleasure whenever Kami became annoyed as to go as far as freeing millions of souls, see to her intense ire and annoyance.
"Yes Kami-kaa-san" Naruto constantly rolled his eyes as he said those words. Another habit he learned from his predecessor, Kami thought.
"What brings you here?" Kami asked just for the sake of asking. Naruto rolled his eyes.
"You know everything kaa-chan why would you ask?" Naruto said in a sing-song voice. Yet another habit from that damned creature. Kami shook her head.
"I can't" Kami said. Naruto immediately went into rant mode, a trait he got from that twice damned creature, explaining that he was bored and he should have a right to be entertained. Kami countered with her own rant, an action that stopped most rants she has gotten from the thrice damned creature, explaining that should he go back in time, a risk is made that he could never be born and now can't exist. Saddened, Naruto asked how to go back to the planet. Kami however, offered her own plan.
Naruto smiled brightly at the mirror. Although he couldn't go back to the past, he could always travel to another dimension altogether. He now wore a black sleeveless zipped-down turtleneck sweater with a black trench coat covering his left arm and leg, and wore combat boots and a black leather pauldron with an emblem of the Ookami, a wolf head with ten tails hanging from it. His hair was reminiscent to a mane with two bangs on both side of his head. His face was marred with three whisker-like scars. Deep sea blue eyes were marred with excitement. On his back are Kenshi and Kiritori, twin blades he made from his own fang and claw. Naruto winced at the memory but smiled afterwards 'It was painful but worth it, really' he thought fondly, thinking of the people he had protected and killed using these blades.
Kenshi is a kodachi though it looks longer than a standard one as this was made by Naruto's fang. Its black hilt has the emblem of the Ookami with black tails. Its grip has black cloth hanging loosely from it. The blade is 65 cm in length and was the color of obsidian. The blade's pommel has an inscription of Kei Kara Ankō Yori Kura(Dark from Dark Light from Light)
Kiritori, however, is a katana made from Naruto's claw. Its white hilt has an emblem of the Ookami with white tails. Its grip has white cloth hanging loosely from it. The 75 cm blade has no color, opting to be clear glass. The pommel of the blade is inscribed with the kanji Kurai to Shōmei no Hikari to Koi (Dark with Dark Light with Light).
Whistling, Naruto made a few strokes with the two blades, whilst channeling chakra to it. After a few more strikes, Naruto made a cross with his blades and slightly tapped them with each other, while directing both of the blade's hilts towards his body. Wisps of light started to form near the blades before floating towards them. Light enveloped both blades before dying out, showing a tsurugi. Its hilt is now gray with a modified version of the Ookami emblem. The emblem's many tails now varied between black, white and gray. The blade is 110 cm and was as black as night but clear as day. The pommel now has the inscription of Sore Hakumei-chū Ima Shinsei Tsubasa ga Ketsugō Suru (Combine them now Sacred Blade of Twilight).
This was Kuchiyashino, a blade that was made from the two swords Naruto forged. Using seals and numerous blessings from priests and Kami, Kenshi and Kiritori were able to transform to a balance of both blades along with each gaining a mind of their own, literally.
"Tou-san!" a childish voice rang in Naruto's mind. Said being smiled, after gaining a mind, the twin blades and Kuchiyashino refer to him as a father. Kenshi and Kiritori's mindset was of a female teenager much to Naruto's ire, he has seen the effects of teenage girls on their fathers. Kuchiyashino's mind was more childish, a daughter of 8 years. He often joked to himself that he has three daughters waiting for him whenever he was in a difficult situation and would die with him if he was killed. Many of times, the older she-blades scolded him for "For making a dark joke". Naruto scoffed at those numerous memories 'I'm the father aren't I?' he thought
"We're not so sure about that Papa" A pair of voices stated.
'Oh yeah?' Naruto asked,
'Yes' All of the swords answered. Naruto face-faulted
'Ask and you shall receive Papa, ask and you shall receive'
'Yeah did I really ask for that?'
'Yes' All Naruto could do was to sigh.
"...and you and your wife here went to Konoha and become shinobi just so you can have fun?" the skeptical voice of Izumo said
"Yeah" Naruto answered
"Pretty much" the blonde woman beside Naruto added. She wore a white and pink spaghetti-string camisole with a pink hood and yellow armbands. She also wears a pair of denim hot pants with a blue half-skirt covering her left hip that reaches to her ankles and is held up by a brown belt with a pouch on it. Her hand is wrapped in a dark pink sleeve and a pair of almost knee-high black boots were what she was wearing. Her hair has a spiky quality on it along with strands of brown hair here or there. Her electric blue eyes are laced with a excitement and glee. She had a hourglass figure and with a perfectly round C-cup, she was a extremely beautiful woman.
Izumo scratched his head and called in ANBU
"ANBU, two people here wants to meet Hokage-sama" In a few seconds, the elite ninja appeared next to the chunin
"Come with us" the monotone voice of the ANBU said
"No need" the blonde female chirped before raising both of her hands up. A giant bird flew over her and the woman grasped its talons "Bye bye!" she said in glee.
"Forgive my wife, she is eccentric but then again, I love her for that" Naruto said before a giant white wolf with some kind of mane appeared from the forest and crouched beside Naruto.
"I hope you can keep up ANBU-san!" the blonde smirked before mounting the wolf and running off to the general direction of the Hokage's Tower
"They're a strange bunch and hopefully they won't come in contact with Naruto..." Izumo said before shivering "think about all the pranks they'll make." Now, the ANBU too shivered before he shunshin'd to the Hokage's office
Sarutobi Hiruzen was having a really bad day
First, he discovered the secret to defeating paperwork but couldn't use it due to the high chakra toll it used.
Second, a woman with a giant bird broke the window and came into his office unannounced before helping herself on some sake on his desk.
Third, a man riding on a wolf broke another window and helping himself on some sake too his wolf broke and jumped down twice damned window.
Fourth, an entire division of ANBU rushed into his office and yet again, through the window and after finding everything was safe,broke another thrice damned window and exiting from an entirely different window on the other side of the room
The man riding the wolf chuckled "Seems you should open your windows next time Hokage-sama"
The old man rubbed his temples "Yes," he agreed completely, making plans for training ANBU not to break windows in his office "Now may I ask a question, who are you people?"
Both smiled before the woman stood up from the couch and introduced herself as Yukigakari Amai
The man riding the wolf introduced himself as another Yukigakari and surprisingly, was named Naruto
After explaining the situation and reasons for joining the village, the old man asked if the couple could explain a rundown of there abilities.
Naruto explained first "Hokage-sama, I can completely control ice can create it anywhere like so,"he said as he formed a sphere of ice and molding it into different shapes "I am a master of taijutsu, ninjutsu, kenjutsu and fuinjutsu" The Hokage shook his head in disbelief
"You expect me to believe that?"
"Yes, I am the Jubi after all" Naruto said as he showed his ten tails. Detecting no illusions the Hokage faced the village through the balcony took a deep drag of tobacco and rubbed his temple
"I'm getting too old for this shit" he muttered before turn back on them "Pray you tell me why you said that to me?"
"Hey, there are a helluva lot of dimensions out there to mess up, but mine was full of despair and misery" Naruto said with a far-away look in his eyes. Amai let her hand rest on his shoulder before pulling him into a kiss.
Naruto smiled as he remembered how they met, sort of
Author Style: Flashback no Jutsu
Naruto sighed. He was getting really lonely. "Immortality does that to people deal with it" a voice in his head said. Naruto's devious smirk threatened to split his face. Biting his thumbs, he sped through a dozen of hand seals with his bloody hands. Dragon, Boar, Bird, Dragon, Dragon, Rat, Hare, Horse, Monkey, Tiger, Serpent, Ram. Naruto slammed the ground in front of him. "Seimei Bunshin no Jutsu (Life Clone Technique)"
In an instant, all the blood made a human-like shape only that it was only a blob of blood
Naruto immediately started modifying the body to the Amai we all know and love
Author Style: Time Skip no Jutsu : Five Years Later
For five years, Naruto created a woman that was perfect for him...
A type of personality for a woman that he liked
A body that seemed to be like a goddess to him
Power that compliments his
And of course, free will
It all paid off
January 1
"Just a tweak here and there"Naruto mumbled, modifying the hair before smiling "Perfect!"he said before speeding through hand seals. Bird, Tiger, Serpent, Dragon
"Kono Karada no Seimei o Shukufuku Shite Fuyo(Bless and Give this Body Life)" Naruto mumbled a faint glow appeared on the clone, signifying Kami's approval. Naruto sighed.
Just then, the body began to breathe, and grabbed Naruto's hand "Hey" Naruto said, a cheeky smile on his face "Hey yourself" she answered.
She winced as she tried to stand up
"You just rest okay?" the woman nodded, Naruto ran off to get her clothes he prepared for her
After dressing in front of Naruto who merely sighed, he gave her a run down on how she was born
"So I'm just a clone..." she said, looking down sadly "No" was Naruto's firm statement "You are Amai, a former clone who Kami blessed and granted life and free will to, I doubt even people has gone through all that" A faint smile crossed her face
Author Style: Time Skip no Jutsu : 1000 Later
At a garden in an estate Naruto had bought to live in,Naruto was in front of a blushing Amai, kneeling and holding a ring and finishing his speech.
"...so Amai, will you marry me?" Her immediate answer was to jump on him and took him right then and there
Author Style: Flashback no Jutsu : Kai
Yes, courting a clone you made never felt so right until right now
So this is my first chapter Please don't flame me because of Naruto's *ahem*orochimaru*ahem moment cause let's face it everyone deserves an Orochimaru moment and I hope you guys enjoy the story and forget the creepy Naruto scene read and review please ^_^