A/N; If you like Ino… TURN BACK NOW!!!!!! MAJOR Ino bashing… YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!

Temari vs. Ino: All Hell Breaks Loose

Shikamaru was sitting in his favorite spot to watch clouds when Ino came up and plopped down next to him.

"What's up, Shika-kun?"

"Shikamaru," he said knowing she would still call him 'Shika-kun'.

"Yeah, but Shika-kun sounds better."

"…" he really didn't care as she started talking to him about troublesome girl crap. He kinda just spaced out watching the clouds until she started shaking his arm and yelling at him.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?! SHIKA-KUN!!!!!"

"He, obviously, doesn't want to listen to you." A voice said from behind them. They both turned around to see Temari standing there, mini skirt and all. "What up, Shika-baby?"

"The clouds."

"You'll answer her, but not me?!?! That's mean," Ino said, glaring at her rival.

Oh, god, here we go with the troublesome girl drama. Damn all I want is some peace and quiet. Maybe I'll hide in my closet… no they'll find me. Shikamaru stared at the girls as they started screaming at each other… correction, as Ino started screaming at Temari and Temari kinda talking in her cocky way… you know, 'he doesn't like you cause you suck', he likes me cause I'm awesome'… Ino replied 'bitch!"… And as it started a fight, Shikamaru got up and walked away, unnoticed by either of the girls. Maybe I can hide at Chouji's house…

///he's not so lucky\\\

"SHIKA-BABY!!!!"

"Hi, Te… Oh, hi Ino." Shikamaru said as he saw Ino storm into Chouji's house, where he was trying to hide.

"What do you mean, 'oh, hi Ino'?" She asked as she sat down.

"I thought you were Temari because she always calls me 'shika-baby' and you always call me 'shika-kun'… so yeah…"

"WHAT?!?! I AIN'T THAT BITCH!!!!!" Ino screamed in Shikamaru's ear.

"And I ain't that whore," Temari said as she sat next to Shikamaru. "So you wanna go on a date tomorrow, Shika-baby?"

"NO!!!! WE'RE GOING ON A DATE!!!!!!!" Ino shrieked, which started a fight between them. Shikamaru looked pleadingly towards Chouji using is eyes to say Please help… You are my best friend so come on and HELP!!! Chouji saw the plea and using his eyes he said they'll kill me so I can't help or it would mean instant death. Shikamaru saw that and said, using his eyes, so you're just gonna let them fight over me until they kill me? Chouji replied, using his eyes n- when Temari and Ino intervened.

With Ino's saying "your taking me on a date right? Shika-kun?

"No, he's taking me on a date" Temari retorted. Shikamaru looked from one to the other, knowing saying yes to either one would mean death by the other… all right…think off a way you can say no without either of them killing you… I know…! "I'll take you each on a date and see who gets on my nerves less"

"Fine" they both said and they left.

"Dude your crazy" Chouji laughed

"You know if we had enough pudding we could get them to fight there that would be friggin awesome, man" Kiba piped up

"Well I hate you both cause you didn't save me from the evil hormones"

"Sorry but I was enjoying it"

"Kiba you're a damned pervert"

"Well I did learn from the best"

"Who?"

"Kakashi and Jariya. Ooh I'm going to run the idea by them"

"When did you even get here?"

"When I heard fighting girls"

A/N; Ha Ha!!!! Poor Shka-Shka-kun!!!!(Yes I spelt it like that on purpose) So how will the dates go? Who will win? And why is Kiba such a pervert? Well read to find out!!!!! And review!!!!! And… read my other stories!!!! And if you do… COOKIES FOR YOU!!!!!!

p.S. I need suggestions on what Ino's plot should be!!!!