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I decided to do a commentary after reading one of my friend, MagnoliaMellark's commentary on this. It's amazing, so go check it out! _
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) I see what you did there… . 2 my gf (ew not in that way)That's nasty, bro. I never thought "goffik" people used the word "GF" when referring to their friends. raven, bloodytearz666 My goodness. 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.And what a wonderful spelling job she did! U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok That's depressing.
2! MCR ROX! Hi my name is Ebony I looked up what Ebony meant. It's in a reference with a tropical tree. You know you're cool when you're named after the colour of a tree. Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way That's one goffik name. Adding Darkness to it really makes it sound dark. Wtf is up with the apostrophe though? and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips Purple is nice. Red is a bit too much. that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears You remind me of The Happy Tree Friends characters. and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie Eww! INCEST.. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. . I have pale white skin Huh, I thought you would have dyed it red or purple. . I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) NOOO I NEVER THOUGHT TO CALL YOU THAT. I WAS JUST HALLUCINATING WHEN I READ YOUR FIRST SENTENCE. and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example Oh great… today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation Unsecure with your vampire skin, I guess.,. black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Uh huh. . I was walking No flying? outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining That's some messed up weather! so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me.*death glare* I put up my middle finger at them I bet they were highly offended by that.. "Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Great suspense you got there. "What's up Draco?" I asked."Nothing." he said shyly AWW HE'S SO SHY TO TALK TO YOU. But if he was shy why would he talk to you? My mind has been blown.. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Dang friends ruined the conversation.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
I think I just lost some IQ points after finishing this.