Key: **=sounds or swear blank-outs, dreams, ( ) my notes, ' ' thoughts or parts in a speech

Mori no Kage: Ahem...Tetheus! Hey, Tetheus get the intercom! A script book! Holey s***! It's gone! Go find it Rath!!!

Tetheus: The intercom's right there.

Mori no Kage: Ok. I'm using it, ok? Kai-stern please report to the front door. Licence plate ZW867X please move your car, someone ca--*crash* -- never mind. Someone crushed ZW867X.

Alfeegi: My car! What in the name of Hell did you do, Kharl?!

Kharl: I crashed, what else?

Mori no Kage: I'd better do the disclaimer before this drags on any longer . . . Hold it!!!!! Where's Kai-stern?!

Ruwalk: Er . . . Well, I saw him leave yesterday.

Alfeegi: Oh? Without formally asking for leave?!

Lord Lykouleon: Relax, what'd ya expect?

Alfeegi: . . . ?! And why is Your Highness outside the castle?

Lykouleon: Er, well . . . Um, uh . . .

Mori no Kage: Ignore him, milord.

Kai-stern pops-up: Ohayo! I'm ba-ack! I finally managed to get a new car for the lowest price! 999,999,999,999,000 yen!

Mori no Kage: For being late, do the disclaimer and do it NOW!!!!!

Disclaimer: Kage no--

Mori no Kage: It's Mori no Kage! And it's 'Lady' to you!

Disclaimer: ........................................................................Lady Mori no Kage doesn't own anything so please don't sue her.

Mori no Kage: You're f***ing fired.

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Chapter 1: Invitations

The Dragon Lord and his fiancé, Raseleane sat in a small room writing invitations to their wedding. Lord Lykouleon decided for both of them to write, Raseleane didn't know the people Lykouleon invited, as for Lykouleon hadn't a clue who Raseleane invited. "Did you choose a Maid of Honor?" asked Lykouleon.

Raseleane nodded. "I chose Cesia. . . Shyrendora to bless our wedding and Shydeman to be the ring-bearer. . . . . Oh, yes, Nadil is the priest."

"I chose four best men. Ruwalk, Alfeegi, Tetheus, and Kai-stern," he replied. (Can ya have four best men?)

Raseleane thought about the person. "Alfeegi. Isn't Alfeegi the one yelling at you an hour ago for setting a foot outside of the castle?"

The Dragon Lord turned apple red with embarrassment, "Y-Yes, that's lame old Alfeegi."

"Excuse me?!" said an enraged voice that Lykouleon recognized, one that sent chills up his spine. He turned to see two eyes glaring straight at him.

'Oh, no, it's Alfeegi' thought Lykouleon. (Yep, it's Alfeegi, alright! He was heading your way 5 minutes ago. ^_____________________________________^)

Alfeegi shot a dirty look at Lykouleon and glances at Raseleane grimly, "Lykouleon is a git."

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What was that about?"Lykouleon asked flatly.

Gone. Lykouleon: "Nani?! Where'd he go?" (He left.)

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Lykouleon turned* Raseleane was laughing, "Heeheehee, I-I c-c-can't b-breathe p-properly!!!"

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Lykouleon looks at the clock and calls Ruwalk. *bam* Ruwalk came in such a hurry that he didn't notice the door. "Gee, I really need to learn how to use a door knob!!"

Lykouleon opens the door, "Alfeegi came earlier. Raseleane can't stop laughing."

*sweat drops* "There's nothing I can do, she is beginning to slow down a bit."said Ruwalk.

Lykouleon: "How long? It's been forty-five minutes." Raseleane stopped laughing.



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Mori no Kage: Done!!

Everyone: See ya in the next chapter!

Mori no Kage: Please review! Oh, yes, nearly forgot, try reading and reviewing 'Shikon no Kakera, the Second Search' by Kitsunehime, it's under Inuyasha.