WARNING: this fanfic is completely insane because it was made by a completely insane lunatic for an author!! And her completely insane friends too!!
Snowyowlgirl: Muahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!! It is I, snowyowlgirl, and this is one of those stories where I act insanely evil for some reason….. Most of the time im just insane but now im evil too hee hee……..
SetoEvee7: Yay!! Kaiba torturing!!
SetoSora77: Yay!! Torturing Kaiba is FUN!!
Kaiba: THAT'S MEAN!!
Snowyowlgirl: YAYS!! So anyways, lets have the amazing disclaimer now…….. 0
SetoEvee7: OOOOO disclaimer!!
THE AMAZING DISCLAIMER: SNOWYOWLGIRL AND SETOEVEE7 AND SETOSORA77 DO NOT OWN YUGIOH OR CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING ELSE THEY MIGHT HAVE DECIDED TO CHUCK IN HERE THAT BELONGS TO ANOTHER ANIME!!
Snowyowlgirl: YAYS!! What an amazing disclaimer…. And now for the torturing!!
SetoEvee7: YAY!!
CHAPTER 1!
Snowyowlgirl: and so this is the beginning. Ever wonder what kaibas millennium item would be if he had one?
Probably not.
But we did.
And we made one especially for him.
Kaiba: OO this cant be good…….
SetoEvee7: I cant wait to see how he reacts!!
Snowyowlgirl: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Kaiba: oh no (something golden falls out of nowhere into kaiba's hands)
SetoEvee7: Yay!! What is it?
Kaiba: the millennium….…………!! PIXIE STICK?!
Snowyowlgirl: Go ahead!! Use it!! (smirks evilly)
SetoEvee7: GASP!! Its pretty!! (pokes it) (the stick starts to glow)
Kaiba: Oh no what did you do?? (he tries to drop stick but it is stuck to his hand) GET THIS THING OFF ME!!
SetoEvee7: Should we help him?
Snowyowlgirl: (still smirking evilly) no this is what we created it for remember?
SetoEvee7: Oh oh yes I know I remember!! (smiles evilly as well)
Kaiba: WILL YOU TWO LUNATICS STOP THAT AND JUST GET IT OFF??
SetoEvee7: nope
Snowyowlgirl: nope
Kaiba: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (millennium pixy stick glows really bright and then POOF!! A cloud of pixie stick dust is upon all of us obscuring everyone's vision)
Snowyowlgirl: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!! LET THE TORTURING BEGIN!! -coughs because of pixie stick dust-
(dust settles and kaiba is standing there, completely…..)
Kaiba: must…..have……more……..SUGAR!!
(sugarcrazy. )
Kaiba: SUGAR!! MUST HAVE SUGAR!! (drops pixie stick and runs out door of his office and runs down halls screaming SUGAR!! CANDYTOWN!! REFRIDGERATORS!!)
Snowyowlgirl: hey, where did Setosora77 go?
SetoEvee7: I think she got eaten by a manatee, but im not sure. It could have been a daffodil……
Snowyowlgirl: ah, she continuously gets herself captured or eaten by something….. At any rate, so now what happens?
SetoEvee7: I have no idea.
Snowyowlgirl: ACK I'm so bored lets spice things up a little….
Mokuba: (runs into room) WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BIG BROTHER?!
SetoEvee7 and Snowyowlgirl: (both point to millennium pixy stick lying on the ground)
Mokuba: This thing?? Hey it's a pixy stick!! (he picks it up)What was my big brother doing with a pixy stick….?
(pixy stick starts to glow again and sticks to Mokuba's hand)
SetoEvee7: GASP
Mokuba: AAAAAAHH!! WHATS HAPPENING?? WHAT DID I DO?? (aaaand POOF!! Mokuba spontaneously sprouts fairy wings)
SetoEvee7 and Snowyowlgirl: -laughing our heads off-
Mokuba: wha- I'm a FAIRY?? (chucks pixy stick onto floor again) THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!
SetoSora77: (mysteriously appears) No, you're a pixie. Duh.
Mokuba: AM NOT!!
Snowyowlgirl: (points to pixy stick on ground) HEY!! YOU LITTERED, MOKUBA!! PICK THAT UP!!
Mokuba: Why should I?? No way…
Snowyowlgirl: Every time you littler, a moose gets hit by a semi-truck!! PICK IT UP!!
SetoEvee7: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MOOSE MURDERER!!
(a distant crash is heard from below followed by the words, CHOCOLATE MOOSE!! GIVE ME SUGAR!! NOW!! SUGAR!!)
Mokuba: ALRIGHT ALREADY ILL PICK IT UP!! (picks up pixy stick; POOF!! A flower and tiara appear on his head; POOF!! Again and he's wearing ballet slippers; Mokuba chucks it out the window before it can do any more harm)
SetoSora77: (laughs like a maniac at Mokuba)
Mokuba: STOP THAT!!
Snowyowlgirl: ok this is getting boring again lets shake it up a little, once more…..
(suddenly a horde of chickens runs down the hall and down to the floors below)
Snowyowlgirl: that's better!! I couldn't LIVE without a bit of utter chaos here and there……..(smiles happily)
(crashes and screaming can be heard below as hundreds of chickens make their way downstairs)
SetoEvee7: O.O
SetoSora77: I…..HATE….chickens…..
(more crashes can be heard but this time they're coming up the stairs; Kaiba runs straight past the door heading for the roof)
SetoSora77: After him!! (we all end up on the roof)
Kaiba: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Kaiba runs around in circles)
(and keeps running)
(and running)
Snowyowlgirl: Ok now I'm dizzy lets go somewhere else for awhile….
Meanwhile, back down on the ground, Joey Wheeler is innocently walking by Kaiba corps…
Joey: (whistling happily) wow I feel really happy today for some reason…. (CLUNK!!) OW!! MY HEAD!! SOME SLEEZEBALL CHUCKED SOMETHING AT MY HEAD!! Huh? What is this thing? (he picks up the pixy stick) Hey, a pixy stick!! And its gold!!
(all of a sudden the pixy stick starts to glow and sticks to his hand.)
Joey: AAH get this thing offa me!! (it glows super bright and POOF!! Five cupcakes and twelve giant donuts appear on Joey's head..
Joey: FOOD!! Wow this is some pixy stick….. Hey, maybe I could sell it on eBay!! Nah, that would be a waste of good food……hmmmm…..
SetoSora77: aaaand cut!! Ok then…. Now who's gonna be the announcer person??
(random guy walks in) Ill do it!
Snowyowlgirl: no, ILL do it.
Random Guy: awwwww man…..
Snowyowlgirl: Next time… will Kaiba ever get, erm, un-sugarcrazy?? Will Mokuba become a fully-fledged fairy?? Will Joey ever decide what to do with the stupid pixy stick? Will the horde of chickens tear down all of Kaiba corp.?? Will Snowyowlgirl get bored again and release utter chaos upon the world??(that ones obvious…….) in otherwords, there's gonna be another chapter and you can bet it will be completely insane.
SetoEvee7 and SetoSora77: MORE KAIBA TORTURING!!