Asking Out Lily Evans
Asking Out Lily Evans
James: Evans! How would you like to spend Saturday in Hogsmeade with me?
Lily: I'd rather spend a day with my sister….
James: Sounds fun….I want to come!
Lily: Potter, are you implying you'd rather spend time with my sister then spend time with me?
James: No, but….wait, why are you walking away?!
James: Evans! How would you like to-
Lily: I'm sorry, you've contacted the wrong Evans.
James: Hey, wait, don't just leave!
James: Hey Evans! How about a kiss as a hello?
Lily: How about a rejection as a goodbye?
James: Evans, we should go to the Astronomy Tower so-
Lily: I can push you off?
James: Lily-Flower, you look absolutely brilliant today..
Lily: Black's lines won't work on me Potter.
James: Damn.
Lily: …
James: Want a kiss Evans?
Lily: Actually, I'd rather go to Azkaban.
James: But-but….you'd be shut off from the outside world.
Lily: At least I wouldn't have to see your face all the time.
James: But….but…..
Lily: I was kidding Potter.
James: So you'll kiss me?!
Lily:….No.
James: Evans, I have been in love with you since the first time I met you.
Lily: So have I.
James: REALLY?!
Lily: No.
James: Evans, do you know any healing charms?
Lily: No, just, No Potter.
James: You're supposed to ask me why. Ask me why I asked you…hey, don't just walk away!
James: Hey Evans, wanna go snog?
Lily: Potter, you know I wouldn't touch you, not even with a twenty foot pole.
James: Evans, you know you want to. Ask me out.
Lily: Okay Potter, will you get out?
A Few Months Later
Lily: Hi James.
James: Oh, hey Lily. What's up?
Lily: Well, I was just wondering, why don't you ask me out anymore?
James: Well, I thought about it, and I realized you really don't like it. I mean, are you trying to tell me you liked it?
Lily: Ye-I mean, well, no.
James: Exactly. So I stopped.
Lily: Well, I was just wondering-
James: Yeah?
Lily: Would you like to be my date for Hogsmeade next weekend?
James: Oh, don't be silly Lily, you know I wouldn't touch you, not even with a twenty foot pole.
Lily: Okay then. Bye.
James; Wait, Lily, don't walk away, I was just kidding. LILLLLLLLLLLLLY!