"Whatcha doing?"
"Nothing."
"Then why are you staring at a pencil?"
"Have you ever noticed it's nearly impossible to do nothing? I mean, you can say you're doing nothing, but then you're sitting. Then if you are standing, then you are standing. Therefore you can't be doing nothing. But then you can also breathe, which brings death. If you were dead you can also be doing nothing, but you're laying down, which is something. So nothing can't be true, right?"
"… Riiiight."
Now how did Komui get sucked into this philosophical theory? Oh yeah… he was being curious and bored, having escaped from Reever and his work.
"So back to your original question, the answer is yes. Dinosaurs are being alive once more."
"WHAT? REALLY?"
The head director always had a fascination about dinosaurs. Typical boy thing.
"But then, that would only happen if Lenalee had eloped with Cross and had Lavi as a bastard child…"
"LENALEE? MY PRECIOUS LENALEE?"
"No, of course not! Kanda was only playing Lenalee."
"… So wait, why are you staring at the pencil again?"
"Oh, I was wondering how much doom it could cause and how much I can corrupt with it."
"How can you corrupt or doom something with a pencil?"
"Elementary, my dear Komui, elementary."
"How elementary?"
"Well, as you can see, I have drawn this portrait of Lavi reading a book, like how all Bookmen do."
It was true, Moxie had indeed drawn a portrait of Lavi, though it was just amateur.
"Uh huh…"
"Now, if I drew the words 'P-O-R-N' on the book, I have just corrupted this Junior Bookman now haven't I?"
"But, wouldn't Lavi need to know about porn anyhow?"
"Well, here's where the doom is."
"… Doom?"
A hum of approval from Moxie as she erased the Junior and replaced it with Allen. A blush and a smile appeared on Komui's face as he covered his nose.
"Oh.. I see."
"Well, yeah. So it's like the saying about the pen being greater than the sword. In this case, I would pwn Kanda. Cause like I could totally draw Yullen smut and erase his sword throughout the whole thing, because pens don't have erasers. And if they did, they would only be inky pencils."
"… Yullen?"
"HEY REEVER, LOOK WHO I FOUND! IT'S KOMUIIIIII"
"Oh shit! HEY MOXIE!"
An evil cackle ended this tale, with a happy ending.