AN; Made well me and my friend were bored in class oneday. I don't own Twilight and don't want to.
Edward had the same shirt.
He took it off to play cards with Paul.
It fell off.
It had dog hair on it.
It was mating season.
He thought if he did Bella would do the same.
It was white and it was raining.
It smelt like wet dog.
Dogs don't wear shirts.
It had Edwards face on it.
Bella hurt her head and he didn't want to take his sock off.
It had glitter on it.
Edward did the derp face and it got scared.
Mike stole it.
He's dad's in a weelchair.
The wolves were comparing abs.
Because he has a red car.
Edward's a disco ball.
Embry's mom owns a shop.
He painted it on and it rained.
He wasn't allowed to wear one to the wedding.
Pauls hates shirts.
He was taking myspace pictures.
He's a messy eater.
He thought he was superman.
Alice stole it because it was SO last year.
He's a wolf.
He couldn't afford the ab shirt.
He lost it.
Becuase Edward's ugly.
Because he read the twilight books.
He doesn't have a school uniform.
Paul's wearing it.
He watched the twilight movies.
He thought he could sparkle.
Bella's dad has a copstach!
He's not Edward.
So Edward doesn't have to.
He went camping.
He didn't have one.
Because he never does.
He thought he didn't have to.
He's a guy.