Crimean Cards
Today, we will be joining Lucia, Geoffrey, Bastian, and Kieran as they play a game of cards.
Lucia sighed. "Kieran, you seriously have a huge problem!"
"How's that?" asked the paladin.
"You're way too obsessed with this so called 'rivalry' you have with Oscar!" answered the Crimean Roayl Knight's commander, Geoffrey.
"It's not that bad!"
"Really? You ripped all the cards that 'reminded you of Oscar.'" stated the Count of Fayre, Bastian.
"Okay, so that got a little out of hand, but it won't happen again."
"It had better not!"
And in walked Rolf, a package in his hands.
"Hey guys, look what Queen Elincia gave me!" exclaimed the green-haired archer, as he pulled out a deck of cards.
"A deck of cards?"
"Not just any deck of cards! They have photos of the people of the Crimean Army on them!"
"Well that's cool!"
"Definitely!"
"You guys wanna see them?"
"Sure."
"Okay."
Rolf pulled the cards out of the package and began showing them to the four friends.
"Ha! I'm on the Ace! That much mean I'm number one!"
"Sure it does, Geoffrey. But I wonder…who is the King?"
Geoffrey glared at Lucia as she smirked at him.
"Hey, Rolf, you're on the two!"
"Yeah! I know!"
"Nephennee's on three."
"Oooh, Lucia, you're number four."
"Because it's your favorite number."
"Exactly."
"Hahaha!! I'm on five!"
"And Calill's six."
"Ilyana's seven."
"Number eight is Titania."
"Boyd is number nine."
"And Soren's ten."
"Now for the most important ones…the Jack, Queen, and King."
"And the Joker."
"Oh, right."
"Elincia's the Queen…no surprise there."
"WHAT?! TIBARN IS THE KING?! HOW CAN THAT BE?! IT SHOULD BE ME…ME!!"
And with that, everyone began to stare at Geoffrey as if he was crazy.
"Umm…I mean…good for Tibarn?"
"Okay, seriously, why am I the Joker?"
Lucia laughed.
"What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing, Bastian."
"Wait a minute, what ever happened to the Jack?"
"Well, I was hiding that one because…umm…I was afraid…you…umm…might…umm…rip it."
"Why would I do that?"
"Umm…well…umm…"
Rolf showed Kieran the card.
"WHAT?! OSCAR?!"
Kieran tried to grab the card, but Rolf pulled it away.
"Give me the card, Rolf!"
"Kieran! Calm down, NOW!"
"You just don't understand!"
"Please, Kieran, don't!"
And then, Kieran began having a nervous breakdown…
"Oscar…must…destroy…grr…"
Geoffrey and Bastian dragged Kieran out of the room.
"Will…get…revenge…someday…"
"Yeah, sure."
Oscar walked in.
"What's his problem?" inquired the green-haired knight.
"NOOO!!"
-The End!-
Note: This was based more around PoR...that would be why some of the characters are in the "Crimean Army." And also, to clarify, Ike was originally the King, but I dislike the pair of Ike and Elincia, so I changed it and Tibarn was the first one I thought of. Well, I hope that makes sense because I basically confused myself...