lol a quick one shot that i thought would be cute.

i looked around the store. shed said something about chocolate syrup. and ran off. "shudder" i Hate chocolate syrup. they totally ruined chocolate by turning it into a watery, chalky liquid. after looking up and down 3 isles, i finally found her. she was in the pasta isle.

i walked up to her before glancing at her hands. in one hand was a box of mac n' cheese, and in the other… well i couldn't see it. it as tucked behind her back. she gave me an innocent look. those big moon like golden orbs sparkling in the light. i had to resist. she wanted something. she took my hand and told me to close her eyes. i gave her a look of confusion.

"pleeeeeese???"

"no" i looked away from her pleading eyes. why was she acting so innocent?

looking back at her i saw something unexpected. without me even noticing she had opened a syrup bottle popped the top and had it pointing at my chest.

a wicked grin spread across her mouth and her golden orbs closed partly. she looked like a wild cat about to pounce! wait i thought I was the cat!?

"you should really learn to listen to me." she said with an evil grin. i glanced around me. no amo. she had purposely lead me to an isle with nothing except i glanced around. next to the food isle was… condiments. KATCHUP!!!

i put my hands up innocently and slowly backed up. my eyes got wide as i noticed an extra 3 bottles behind her of syrup. she was prepared. backing up i put on my most innocent/scared look i could muster (lol mustered, its a condiment!) before she could stop me i swung around and grabbed the red sause in a squeezable bottle, and "splush!!!" all over my white D.C shirt! a big BROWN puddle of staining, nasty, fake chocolatey, chalky, gupe!!! my eyes widened and i glared at her.

she was gonna pay! i opened the container, and "squirt!!!" i splashed her face, and her chest. an evil grin spread across her face as she grabbed another container of choco syrup. i staired wide eyed as she glanced down at the only thing i actually had that was nice. my $300$ SHOES!!! squeeze! my eyes widened to the point where i thought they were gonna fall out.

"you…r gonna…..pay." i grabbed my Amo and pow! I jumped to the left, hopped to the right, and in the middle of it all, my ears and tail popped out. i did a back flip and landed on my feat. grabbing the catchup i squeezed one at a time for a dramatic effect each time pulling my arm back and pushing the other one forward.

Amu had character changed with sue. she had a giant whisk, and 2 clover pins in her hair. she squeezed the reamaning crud on my face and grabbed her last bottle. i grabbed my last bottle and aimed at her face. suddenly the bottle was yanked out of my hand. i glanced behind me to find a man with a badge on his chest reading 'manager'.

"shit."

i looked at Amu only to find her red faced, she looked like she was going to explode! then… she did. she fell on the ground laughing! rolling on the ground covering her body with a mixture of red and brown. a person walked up behind her and picked her up by the collar of her shirt.

"crap"

she mummbled. we were shoved out of the store and had to give the manager $20. we sat down on the curb waiting for the bus and kept glancing at each other when we didn't think the other was looking, when we both looked at each other at the same time, we cracked up laughing!. we were cover from head to toe in sticky, liquidy,crap. i fell on top of her and she collapsed.

it went silent and she started laughing again. the bus came to a stop and we climbed on. the look the bus driver gave us was priceless. we paid the driver and added on an extra 25 cents. the people kept giving us these strange looks.

lol it turned out ok. review if you want. AMUTO RULES!!!!!!!!