"If you are reading this then congratulations you have found the legendary book of …" (the writing is so faded you can just barely make out the word Uzumaki) Naruto closes the book and starts to walk to the Hokage Tower half way there a Owl falls out of the sky and lands on Naruto's head. "there you are I've been looking all over for you." says the Owl Naruto wide-eyed says "What the hell since when can Owls talk" "I'm not a Owl you dumb-shit I am your mother Uzumaki Kushina Ah I see you have found our clan book what page are you on." "I will tell you as soon as you get offa me ya crazy bird wait are you magic?" "No" "Awwww but how can you talk I'm not talking you are Hearing me with your mind"
Just then a flaming porcupine falls out of the sky and kills Naruto.
Well tell me what you think is it ok is it just plain shit or just crazy as hell