The Sullen Chalk

by Vera Amber

Originally intended to be serious, but that idea flew out the window at 2AM. So, yeah. This is a parody. The flock heads to Spoons, everyone's related, and The Voice is the last person you expected it to be... What? Rated T because of paranoia.

1. Headin' to Forks and the Interwebs

When I first started writing this fanfic, it was completely serious. But then I got an idea at 2AM... and now it's a parody. This chapter and the next are mostly serious, but the chapters after that... well...

Also, this fanfic was originally titled "When Worlds Collide". Whoever correctly guesses why the title "The Sullen Chalk" makes sense gets to pet some meese.

Disclaimer: I don't need a disclaimer. I own the planet, yo'.

The REAL Disclaimer: Vera owns zilch.

Another disclaimer: LIAR!

Don't mind me...: -eyeroll-

Max, The Voice told me, you need to go to Forks, Washington.

I audibly sighed. We'd only left Hawaii a week ago. Nudge asked me, "What is it Max?"

"The Voice wants us to go to Forks, Washington. Tell everyone to start packing."

A bunch of hugs and one flying, talking dog staying behind later, we were in the air.

"So where are we headed again, Max?" Angel asked me.

"Forks, Washington. I think it's in the Peninsula."

"Rainiest place in the continental US." Fang commented.

I blinked. "How do you know that?"

He shrugged. "The interwebs."

Short, I know – sorry about that. However, the next chapter is a LOT longer. Also, expect a random, completely unexplained time lapse.

R&R?