A/N Hello and welcome to 'Sand shinobis of DOOM' in this little fanfic in which I came up with for some random reason after a random dream of my favorite S characters my OC, a Naruto fan will get the oh so great experience of landing in the Naruto universe. Not only that but landing in the home of one of the best characters in the Sand village. Not only that but she has been changed to 5 years old when all other characters are 5 as well. Luckily however she has been allowed to keep a magic notebook and pen to change slight things in the story and her iPod for the sake of her very sanity and the sanity of all those around her. Rated T for Hidan and I's bad mouths but let's get to the disclaimer to get this bad ass story started. First fic so might not be exactly perfect. Enjoy! Now for chapter 1!

Disclaimer (of DOOM): Author - Please. Hidan - Hell no! And give me my damn scythe back! Author - Aww please. I wanted you to do the disclaimer first because your my favorite Akatsuki member (pouting and puppy eyes). Hidan - No... wait I'm really your favorite? Author - Hellz yeah. You're way more awesome and badass than Itachi and Sasori combined! And cute too! Hidan - (blushing) Oh well... thanks... dammit fine if I'll get my scythe back. This author does not own Naruto and/or Naruto shippuden characters and anything else except changes to the plot and her dumbass OC. Those rights belong to Masashi Kishimoto, Viz Media, TV Tokyo and whoever else owns copyrights to Naruto. She never will! Author - (covered by rain cloud) How sad but true. Anyways on with the story!

It was pretty rainy as usual in New York but what wasn't usual was that it was the beginning of summer. Our faithful hero was enjoying her last day of school before summer in which she will do what all lazy bums do: nothing. Except of course watching Naruto her favorite anime and eating the best food known to man: Ramen. After witnessing the energetic blonde ninja go crazy for the stuff she was motivated to try and soon enough loved it as well. Walking out of the high school's doors she took a big sniff of sweet uncorrupted polluted (but not polluted by teachers at least) oxygen.

Releasing her breath she walked away from the school but not before saying goodbye to her favorite history teacher. He was a bit bossy at times but in a way our hero had grown to respect and look up to him as a brother or father figure. "Hope to see you next year Alyson", her teacher spoke brightly. "I hope to have you as my teacher too Mr. Robinson. But I'll surely miss you. You were practically the family I never had", Alyson replied sadly.

Though her teacher was young and treated her as a sister to him Alyson had no one to call a real family as her parents had died in a fire when she was younger and her older brother had died of suicide at only the age of 19 leaving the young 6 year old girl to fend for herself with foster parents. Though they did not abuse her they merely neglected her only being sure she had necessities such as food and shelter. The young girl however was sure that 'hospitality' would run out once she turned 18 and had to stand on her own feet whether she was ready or not.

"Remember Alyson if you ever need help in a few years I'd be there for you little sis", Mr. Robinson spoke playfully knowing fully well Alyson would only reject as she did not want to burden others. "Plus now that school is over I won't correct you for calling me by my first name", Mr. Robinson continued smiling slightly. "True. Well I gotta go meet up with a friend for some ramen. See ya later Jamie-nee-san", Alyson called over her shoulder laughing lightly. Mr. Robinson only shook his head chuckling at the honorific the girl had most likely learned from one of her japanese animes. "Teenagers these days", Mr. Robinson sighed lightly.

Quickening her pace Alyson ran quickly to the train to meet up with her friend for a celebratory end of school bowl of ramen. Though her friend had never tried it Alyson had convinced her it was pretty much the best stuff on earth. While running to the train Alyson noticed the wind and rain getting heavier and faster as a storm was surely on its way, but it wouldn't stop her from getting her beloved ramen. Slipping over something small Alyson cursed the Kool Aid man under her breath. 'Damn him and his creepy 'oh yeahs'.' Getting up she tried to find the cursed item that had attempted to separate her from her food for her wrath was waiting to be unleashed. Turning she saw a metal pen glistening slightly and rolling to the street.

"You will not escape doom evil pen", Alyson muttered darkly reaching for the in motion pen. Getting up to pick up pace with the pen she ran for it into the middle of the street. Picking it up however she noticed the pen's odd designs and strange writings over it. Rolling her eyes at how anyone would buy an expensive pen when all it did was write she began reading the mumbo jumbo writing covering the pen quietly. When finished she looked around and then shrugged for the anti-climatic situation.

Still in the street she failed to notice the car speeding towards her until the headlights nearly blinded and froze her to spot. Being a deer in headlights, literally she also failed to notice a tall pale man in a suit push her to the ground forcefully saving her. Gritting her teeth due to scraping her arm on the rough concrete she turned her death glare onto her 'savior'. "Watch where you're- oh my freaking gods of the lobster kingdom it's Slenderman. Please don't eat my slimy underdeveloped brain Slendy and use your octopus powers on me!", Alyson cried backing up from the man who reminded her of Slendy. Though he appeared to have a face it was hidden by shadows excluding his onyx eyes that sent shivers down Alyson's spine.

"Calm down. I am not this Slender man you speak of. However you do have something that belongs to me", the man said calmly standing. Alyson noticing the man looking at the pen chuckled lightly. "Finders keepers losers weepers", she chanted playfully. "Alright fine keep it. But be warned of it's powers. Inter-dimensional travel should not be taken lightly", the man stated fully serious and staring Alyson in the eye. Alyson backed up to the sidewalk slowly completely creeped out. "Right well that makes so much sense Slendy" Alyson said still backing up slowly.

The man only stared and took a few steps towards her. "What's your name anyways?", Alyson asked hoping to distract the man in case of him becoming a threat. "That is none of your concern. I have many names but mainly as the Controller of Time. Use that pen carefully. When it is used I will assist you in your journey", the man stated as if it were an everyday thing. "Right well I gots to go Slendy. But thanks for the pen I guess", Alyson muttered while looking back for others to yell for help in case. Seeing no one she looked back only to see the man was gone. 'Okay maybe I should stop eating so much pocky and monster but that man was just plain weeeeird! Well might as well get to the ramen shop before I practically die of starvation!' Alyson thought her mood uplifting at the thought of the mouth watering miso soup.

Walking back on her way she couldn't help but think of the odd man and the pen that was now in her backpack residing with her sketch pad and Naruto books. After the train ride she got to the restaurant to meet up with her friend Jess. After both ordered Alyson failed to notice her friends attempts to start a conversation. Soon her friend grew frustrated and banged her hand onto the table. "Helloooo, anyone home? Aly?", Alyson's friend asked worriedly as Alyson only spaced out when thinking hard and usually her thinking led to crazy things. "Huh? Oh sorry just distracted by some weird thing that happened I guess", Alyson muttered. Alyson's friend sighed then looked outside at the storm steadily getting worse. "Man that storm looks really bad. Want me to call my parents to drive you home Aly, your foster parents might be worried...", Alyson's friend trailed off knowing they wouldn't be.

"Don't worry they won't care", Alyson said sadly. Though her foster parents had once tried to get through to her Alyson only built up her defences knowing the pain of having to leave the foster families she had grown close to and being forced to say the one word she hated most: goodbye. Isolating herself she had grown to the pain of loneliness only letting few in such as her friend Jess. Jess said nothing and did not prod which made Aly happy to have her as a friend. They ate in peaceful silence and each payed for their food. After a call from her parents Jess said goodbye to Alyson and wished her safety on her way home knowing she would not accept the ride home and would rather walk. Alyson walked slowly out of the restaurant slightly jealous of Jess for getting to keep the love of a real family. Though Alyson usually was the most cheerful person many knew even ramen couldn't lift her spirits. While walking Alyson decided she needed some where to just think in peace. After seeing an empty abandoned park on her way she walked to it.

Sitting on the swing she remembered chuckling quietly to herself that the orphans of Naruto would usually sit on swings when they were upset as well. She especially remembered how lonely her favorite character Gaara would be as a child. Thinking of her favorite red haired character she oddly felt slightly less lonely but then saddened at the thought of the wall between fiction and reality. She had remembered how so many times she wished to rid the loneliness from his young eyes seeing how familiar they looked in hers. 'If I was his age at the time, biju or no biju I would have been that kid's friend for sure and make him my honorary stop the Slenderman buddy!' Alyson declared in her head brightening at the thought. 'If only the Naruto Universe was actually real though', at this Alyson's shoulders sagged. However remembering the Slendy look-alike's words she shook her head as her hands reached into her backpack moving aside her sketch pad and iPod to get to the 'magic' pen and Naruto manga.

Opening the book blindly she randomly stopped at the scene in which Gaara's childhood was being shown and a picture of the red head looking longingly at the other kids playing in the park ignoring his existence was displayed. Frowning slightly she perked up as she used the pen to change the red head's frown into a smile messily. 'Wow he actually looks so adorable smiling as a kid', smiling at this she sighed. "I wish I could be there with him and be his best friend so I could make him feel a lot less lonely. Plus he really does turn out even cuter when he becomes Kazekage", Alyson said jokingly.

Feeling cold from the sudden strong breeze Alyson shivered but soon froze at the warmth in her right hand. The pen glowed brightly as the words on it began to shift. Unable to drop the now burning pen Alyson could only stare in shock as the pen only continued to glow brighter. Feeling as if the pen were on fire her eyes watered and her hands only clamped tighter to the pen and tortured book. The glowing blinded her vision and before she could fall back from her seat on the swing she heard the man's voice, "I will assist you in your journey and as your wish it will come true", and a small thud as the book hit the ground but she did not and only fell deeper into unconsciousness.

First chapter boom! Gaara - That chapter sucked! Author - W-what but I worked so hard (tears) Gaara - W-wait don't cry! Author - (still crying) The only thing that can fix this are cookies Gaara - Okay okay! I'll go get them then! I promise! (runs out) Author - (stops crying) Hahaha rate and review and please no flames!