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Plot: It's thirty years from now and oil is now obsolete and is replaced by solar energy and nuclear energy is now hazard free. twenty-one years before, the country Antarctica was born, bringing up controversy amongst the existing nations, Russia especially had his eyes on it and was determined to make the frigid nation join him.
During another nation meeting, America was discussing that the flying car project would be between him and Japan. England gave a thumbs down, "No bloody way. Remember last year when you tried to build that teleporter, oy, I'll never be able to sit in my arse the same way again!" he yelled. America shrugged, "I don't know, I thought it was pretty cute last ni-" England shrieked and blushed furiously, "America, shut up!" he growled. Japan put his elbows on the table and sighed, "I don't have much of a choice, America-san gets so excited when he comes up with these silly ideas..." he said sadly. Italy smiled brightly, "Don't-a worry, as soon as you two screw up on this project he'll get discouraged and bug someone else." he said. The other countries looked at him in shock, for once...he said something logical! Russia leaned back, "I think we should go back on the subject of Antarctica, da?" he said in his out-of-character childlike voice. France groaned, "Not again, Russia." he whined. Britain slammed his fist on the table, "Listen here, ya commie, Antarctica is my kid and I won't let you get your cold, grabby hands on 'im, so go find your own continent to harass!" Russia leered at him menacingly, "That's Ex-commie to you." he said. Britain screamed and hid behind France. Russia then added, "By the way, he's not really your child anymore since due to your wonderful parenting skills, he left you just like America." he said, he knew the words would sting. The meeting room's atmosphere was heavy now and England gritted his teeth, "You don't know anything about me or lil' Ocky." he said dangerously. America couldn't tell that the mood was cold and changed the subject, "Riiight, anyways, the Miss Universe competition is coming up and Tony is mad because his people aren't included in it." he said. He remembered a couple days ago when Tony was visiting his house:
Tony threw a beer bottle across the room and America sweat-dropped, "You damn burger-eating fuck, you think Martian chicks aren't hot enough for you humans? (A/N: I don't really now what planet Tony comes from, if anyone know, please tell me :3) Well, guess what, human women have gross pussies and are annoying with their bitching and crying!" he yelled. America was now hiding behind the couch, "Tony, can't we talk about this?" he asked. Tony's red eyes glared brighter, "Miss Universe my ass." he growled. The little alien then stomped out of America's house.
Japan hummed in though, "Well, there really isn't any reason why Tony's people cannot participate, I mean, it is called Miss Universe and not Miss Earth." he said. America's eyes glittered, "Really, and you guys wouldn't mind?" he asked. The other countries shook their heads. Germany smiled "Ve don't mind, now that I think about it, ve've never seen Martian vomen." he said. Italy shivered, "I hope they're not like your women, Doitsu, I didn't tell you this but when I last visited you, a German lady felt me up." he said with a whimper. Germany's eye brow twitched. France held up a rose, "Who cares, everyone knows that France will reclaim the prize from America this year." he said with malice. He always got nasty with the country who won the Miss Universe pageant instead of him. France stroked his chin, "Hmm, maybe women aren't beautiful enough anymore. Hey, let's have a men pageant, and they'll model in speedos!" he said suddenly excited. England quirked a thick eyebrow, "Like hell, who would join in your pervy homo competition?" he asked. France was hurt, "Hey, I'm not the only pervy country, just look at Japan!" he said. Japan coughed in surprise, "Su-Sumimasen?" he asked in shock. Germany blushed a bit, "I-It's true, Japan, I went over to your house and vhen I vent to the vending machine to get a drink, it turned out to be...full of used schoolgirl panties." he said the last part in a hushed tone. France squealed and held a tissue to his nose while the other countries just stared at Japan with bewilderment.
America laughed, "That is so right, dudes! Japan, your vending machines are crazy, I mean I saw one that had porn magazines in it!" he said and starting cracking up again. China giggled, "Oh a-and the one full of condoms, aru." he added. The conference room filled with laughter and countries talking about the ridiculous things that were in Japan's vending machines. Japan felt himself shrink smaller and smaller until he could take no more and ran out of the room and embarrassment. Greece looked at the empty seat that was Japan's and frowned, "Um, do you guys think we went a little too far?" he asked. England laughing died down a bit, "H-Ha, nah, I don't think so, Japan knows he's a quiet pervert and that's why we love 'im." he said. Greece got up from the table, "I'm going to go check up on him just in case." he said and then left the room. Russia smiled brightly, "We can discuss about Antarctica now, da?" he asked like a child asking 'Are we there yet?' The other nations groaned, "NO!" they yelled. Russia smiled sheepishly, "Aw, but I think it's an interesting topic..." he said.
The meeting ended with laughter and humiliation on Japan's side but Russia was not satisfied. He could always go to war with Antarctica, he'd be a competent opponent, then again there would be other countries like England to answer to. Even though he was young, Antarctica was a country mostly consisting of scientists and was one of the most technologically and weaponry advanced nations. Russia's fake smile faded as he entered his home to be greeted by no one now, Lithuania, Lativia, and Estonia were out shopping for him, he long forgot why he kept them, they didn't even like him. Russia sighed, Ukraine visited every once in a while since her new boss allowed her to but the time apart from each other built a wall between them and the conversation between the two was now slow and uncomfortable. Belarus was still the psychopathic bitch she always was and stalked Russia a lot.
"This is what happens when you get greedy, жопа ." a voice inside Russia's head said (A/N: that means ass and it's pronounced joba...I think :P) Russia grimaced, "Then do us both a favor and leave me alone." he thought. The voice inside his head chuckled, "But you look so sad, so I was hoping to cheer you up, although that doesn't say much for your mental stability, da?" Russia furrowed his brow, "Hey, get this straight, 'Da' is my catchphrase, da?" he said out loud, it's not like there was anyone else around to hear him anyway. The voice giggled, "I know, I just wanted to see if that would annoy you, by the way, my name is Viktor. It's nice to meet you, Ivan." Viktor said. Russia's eyes widened, "How did you know my name?" he asked in awe. Viktor chuckled, "I'm inside your mind, of course I'd know your name." he said. "Oh." was all Russia could say, feeling silly for asking such a dumb question. "So, tell me your problems, as if I don't already know." Russia could hear Viktor's smile as he said that. Russia giggled a little, "Well, there's a nation Antarctica and I was hoping that he could join me, but on the other hand, I don't want him to end up leaving me like the others did." he said softly. Viktor hummed in thought, "The answer is obvious, make friends with him first and see how he's like, then you can decided whether to pummel him or not." he advised. Russia though about this plan for a minute and then smiled, "Da! That is a very good idea, I think I'll visit him tomorrow." he decided. Viktor sputtered, "W-wait, isn't that a little earl-" Russia's dark aura grew around him, "What? I'm sorry, you said something, da?" he asked. Viktor stammered, "N-No, of course not, tomorrow is wonderful, I believe the weather will be a comfortable twenty degrees below zero tomorrow!" he said. Even figments of Russia's own imagination were intimidated by him. Russia was able to go to sleep with some peace that night, he had a new companion and was about to have a new friend/potential lackey tomorrow.
~Meanwhile at Japan's house~
Greece sighed as he watched Japan empty out his closet pull of yaoi, condoms, hentai and other things that shamed him earlier that day. "You know, you don't have to get rid of all this stuff, it doesn't matter what anyone else says." he said. Japan shook his head, "No, I think they might be right, a vending machine that sells used schoolgirl panties is over the top, is it not?" he asked. Greece looked away from him, "Well-" Japan frowned, "Well isn't it?" he asked, his voice raised a little. Greece sighed again, "Yeah..." he said. Japan filled a cardboard box with all of his kinky stuff that he emptied from the vending machines, "But here am I going to put this all...?" he wondered aloud, he couldn't keep it in his house, he would just get tempted to read them. Greece poked Japan's shoulder, "Hey Japan." he said. Japan looked up at him, "Yes?" he asked. Greece's passive face stayed on him, "Can I hang onto your stuff?" he asked bluntly. Japan's eyes widened a little, "Um...sure." he said, it was probably for the best. Greece picked up all the stuff in the box and was about to leave until Japan grabbed the box, Greece tugged at the box again and pried it from Japan's fingers, he swore he heard Japan whine sadly, "Um, Japan, are you sure you want to go along with this? I mean, you should be yourself and you're immoral plain and simple." he said as if they were encouraging words. Japan face-palmed, that set him off, "Yes! Please go, go." he said waving a hand to shoo him away. Greece shrugged and waved goodbye. Japan fell to his knees, "Wh-what have I done...?" he asked aloud.
Yeah, that's the chapter, I hope I didn't suck too much and you could understand my grammar because I mess up sometimes :P
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