I know I shouldn't be starting yet another fanfic, 'cause I have so many others to work on, but I keep getting ideas that I just have to share with you guys.
Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS or anything. I know I didn't do this with any other fanfic, but I just didn't feel like it, so I thought I'd metion it here, just so you guys know.
"First stop, Petty Officer Zachary Tremblett," Tony said in a fake newscasters voice.
"Cut it out, Tony. We all know where we are going," Ziva said.
"Oh, do we, really," Tony said in the voice.
"Shut up, DiNozzo," Gibbs said.
"Yes, boss," Tony said without the voice.
Minutes later, they were at the house. Nobody answered, so Ziva kicked in the door. They all split up.
"Clear," Tony called.
"Clear," McGee called.
"Clear," Gibbs called.
Then there was dead silence.
Tony sprinted up the stairs to where Ziva had gone. Seconds later, he was joined by Gibbs and McGee. Tony kneeled on the floor next to Ziva's limp body.
"She's got a pulse," he said.
"What happened?" McGee asked.
"I dunno, McQuestioner. Do you?" came Tony's smart-ass reply.
"DiNozzo!" Gibbs said, then Gibbs-slapped him.
"Ung," Tony groaned at the impact. Then he started whispering "Zee-vah" in a sing-song voice, hoping to wake her up. But it didn't work.
"C'mon, DiNozzo, we gotta go. Bring her out to the car," Gibbs said, and gestured for McGee to follow him out.
When they had gone, Tony wrapped one arm around Ziva's back, the other under her knees. He stood up, lifting her off the floor. He slung her over his shoulder and made his way to the vehicle. When he got there, Gibbs and McGee were just getting in. Tony placed Ziva in and got in after her.
Halfway through the drive, Ziva woke up. "Was that a dream, being at Petty Officer Zachary Tremblett's place?" she asked.
"No it was not," Tony said, using the voice again.
"Then what happened?"
"Dunno. Think you passed out or something." He used his normal voice.
"Oh, yeah. I remember now."
"So, why did you pass out?"
"I don't know."
The conversation ended there. The rest of the drive was silent. Eventually, they arrived at HQ. They rode the elevator in silence.
"Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs." Abby bounced over to the team. "I found a match. Lieutenant Matthew Hicks."
"Thanks, Abs." He kissed her cheek. "I'll bring you that Caf-Pow! in a bit."
At that, Abby headed to the elevator to go down to her lab. Then they all sat at their desks to proceed with the case.
After a while, Ziva jumped out of her chair and bolted to the washroom.
So, what's wrong with our bad-ass ninja?