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Miss-Polly-Shiny-Volvo

Bad Joke

BELLA POV

"C'mon Jacob!" Renesmee shouted, very loud might I add. She was trying so hard to scream louder than me for hers and Jacobs sake. She would win hands down if I was still human but lucky for me I wasn't. I fit in much better with vampires than humans. It's – "C'mon! You can do it! You're gunna win!" Renesmee shouted yet again, interrupting my thoughts.

"No way! You're rubbish you're gunna lose! C'mon Edward!" I shouted at Jacob with a grin on my face at Renesmee.

"Please, dad is like, what? 100 years old! He can't win!" Renesmee said filled with sarcasm.

"Actually young lady he is 112. Besides, we're vampires and we are so much better than werewolves!" I made a face when I said 'werewolves'. Obviously I was just playing but it gave me a thrill of pleasure when I saw the big fury wolf of russet reddish brown, frown in the corner of my eye with his big eyes. Wrong thing to do my friend. -THUD- I knew it! Edward had leaped on top of the wolf and was just sitting there, on Jacobs belly. "Ha!" I directed at Jacob. I turned to Edward; "I knew you could do it honey! Whoo!" Another frown swept across Jacob's face. Aww. Ha!

"It wasn't my wife's fault. I beat you fair and square." Edward said politely to Jacob's thought that me and Renesmee could only guess it was probably something like 'It's so unfair!' or 'It didn't count!' and then whining on about how I had distracted him. Edward stood up off Jacob and wiped off the pieces of fur on his shoulder. "I did." Edward said, answering another one of Jacob's thoughts and he said it very pleased with himself but still in a polite tone. After about 3 seconds Edward continued; "Don't blame Bella. It was your own fault. Next time don't look at her. You should know that." With that Jacob pouted and ran off into the trees.

"Oh yes! Well done sweetie! 7th time running!" I said as I ran up to Edward in a human pace. Every month, Edward and Jacob would have an annual fight to see who could pin the other one down first. It would usually only last about 20 to 30 seconds because both boys were very strong.

"No way! It's unfair! You cheated Momma!" Renesmee cried with same pout Jacob had had.

"Oh c'mon Renesmee. It's only a game." I replied walking up to hug her. She accepted the hug thankfully.

"Fine but it still wasn't fair play." And before me nor Edward could answer she quickly said "And where did Jacob go?" And she started scanning the trees and then turned to Edward.

"He went to change back to take losing like a man." Edward replied and chuckled. I shook my head.

"Please, dad, don't embarrass yourself. You really need to work on your jokes." Renesmee joined me in shaking her head and looking down at the ground.

"Oh! That was funny! You should be laughing not shaking your heads!"

"No way dad could that ever be funny."

"I find it funny!" Edward said as Renesmee started walking up to him.

"Yes but dad, you see, you're old. Really old. Like, over 100. We're not in the 1900's anymore. Get with it." She said, patting Edward on the back.

"Don't get cheeky." Edward replied in a playful tone.

"Sorry dad." Renesmee said walking back to me. "Still not funny…" she whispered.

"I heard that!" Edward shouted

"You were meant to!" Renesmee shouted back with a grin on her face. I couldn't help but grin too. Within the same second, Jacob came out from the trees in a pair of, long, ripped shorts and yet again, shirtless. Obviously.

"Hey guys! What d'I miss?" He cheered walked straight over to Renesmee. Obviously.

"Not much." I replied

"Dad told a joke. No, let me re-phrase that. Dad tried to tell a joke. Trust me, you're lucky you were gone."

"What! You think I'm funny don't you Jacob!" Edward said unhappy

"Urm… Tricky question… I'll get back to you…" Jacob trailed off and with his arm around Renesmee, who I must say now was nearly as tall as me! She looked like she was 14. Scary considering she's 4 and a half! But anyway, Jacob and Renesmee headed back toward the house, Renesmee whispering something to Jacob while he shaked his head for Edward's sake. I couldn't help but chuckle. Edward frowned and we followed Renesmee and Jacob back to the house holding hands staring into space.