You Know You Watch Too Much Anime When. . .
Disclainer: I own nothing.
Author's Note: Your stories end up looking like this one.
A short time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . .
[in the Star Wars Scroll thing] The desert planet of Tatooine is under attack by giant robots who want to destroy it. While worthless, it still need defending. That's where these guys come in handy. They're two Jedi, that we brought back through the magic of Cryogenics. They're the exact people we need to fight these robot menaces.
[cut to scene of Episode Two Obi-Wan in a Gundam]
Obi: Damn! These robots are harder the I thought [dodges a missle shot from one of the robots, which looks like Starscream from Transformers]
Episode Two Anikin: [appearing in a Eva] I'll get rid of them for you! [Shoots Starscream in the foot]
Starscream:: Ow, my foot!
Obi: [sweatdrops] How is that getting rid of them?
Ani: Sorry! I'm not used to using this machine yet.
Eva: You know, I really wish you'd stop calling me a machine.
Ani: [eyes get REALLY big] You can talk?!
Eva: Yes. I am the reincarnation of your mother.
Ani: Sy Snootles?
Eva: No! Shmi Skywalker!
Obi: [getting pummled by a robot that looks like Gigantor] Ani! A little help here!
Eva: I'll help you son [starts glowing a nice blue-white color]
Ani and Eva: Super Mecha Blast! [Shoots eye lasers at Gigantor, knocking him off Obi-wan]
Obi: Thanks Ani.
Eva: [flashes peace sign]
Dark Gundam: I shall destroy Mos Eisley! [stomps on Mos Eisley canteena]
Wuher: Damn you robots! [throws rocks at Dark Gundam, who crushes him with his foot]
Dark Gundam: That was easy.
Obi and Ani: Not so fast!
Dark Gundam: Oh come on, like you can defeat me [laughs evily]
Obi: Shining Finger! [jumps at Dark Gundam and hits him in the leg]
Eva/Shmi: Super Mech Blast! [hits Dark Gunmdam right in the chest]
Dark Gundam: HAHAHAHA! Even though I'm damaged beyond repair, I'll still fight you just to drag this battle out [takes out his "lightsaber"]
Obi: I got the exact same weapon, you know [takes out his "lightsaber"]
Dark Gundam: [twirls his around]
Obi: [rolls his eyes] Is that supposed to impress me?
Dark Gundam: Yes. Why?
Obi: 'Cause it ain't workin' [impales Dark Gundam in the stomache]
Dark Gundam: [falls to the ground]
Obi: I defeated the Dark One [holds up his lightsaber dramatically]
Ani: Um, Obi. Look.
Obi: [sees more giant robots coming]
Obi: [sweatdrops] Oh, this battle is going to go on forever.
Ani: We need backup!
Obi: Ya think? [thinking] Man, that kids a moron. How come I got stuck training him in the first place?
Ani: Because you promised Qui-Gon-sensei that before he died you'll train me. And I am not a moron, I'm just childish and emotionally unstable.
Obi: [under his breath] That explains alot.
I'm not done yet. More to come!
Yes, I am poking fun at Anime. Don't get me wrong I love Anime, it's just fun to poke fun at it. :P
Oh, and I'm aware that Transformers aren't anime. I just couldn't think of any other giant robots. If anyone knows of any more giant robots, please tell me and I'll add them in.