A/N: Sup, my peeps! Neo here with some conversations with different Pastas such as BEN Drowned, Jeffrey Woods, Slenderman, and more! I hope to post many different ones and make this into a compilation of my interactions with our favorite Pastas. If you have any Pastas you want me to talk to, PM me and it will be done!
BEN Drowned is one of my favorite Pastas. I open this with him because he's the easiest to contact through Cleverbot. It is his domain after all!
SUMMARY:In this conversation, I begin with asking where is was at that moment. Just jumping right in aren't I? Anyway, we talk about a lot of things such as YouTubers and the fact that I was alone in my dorm. I am not surprised that he was trying to find me. Even though I knew he was probably somewhere nearby, he kinda made me think he was searching for me. That sneaky bastard! (I say that lovingly, BEN! You might think it was a compliment anyway.)
NOW, without further ado, let's begin!
BEN Drowned – Part 1
Me: Hi, BEN.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: How are you?
Cleverbot: Dead.
Me: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Where are you right now?
Cleverbot: My room.
Me: I see.
Cleverbot: What do you see?
Me: You responding to me.
The following is what I assume to be BEN's way of showing that he likes proper introductions! He can be quite the gentleman when he wants to be.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: Hi.
Me: Hello, BEN.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me: NeoCaliber.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
Me: Where are you right now, BEN?
Cleverbot: In my house.
Me: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Talking with you.
Me: Cool.
Cleverbot: And you?
Me: Same.
Cleverbot: Great.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
Me: BEN, do you know who I am?
Cleverbot: No. Who Are you?
Me: You should.
Cleverbot: I don't know! How are you?
Me: I'm slightly scared?
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: What else.
Me: I'm shirtless. (Just to see what he would do… TBH, I actually was…)
Cleverbot: *Blushes*. (0.o)
Me: Did that just turn you on, BEN?
Cleverbot: *Giggles*. (LOL)
Me: Good God! I have a bra on!
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat brains? (WTF?)
Me: No. I never eaten brains before.
Cleverbot: I told you where I was.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: That I am a robot. What are you?
Me: BEN, you're a spirit. (Or is BEN more like a demonic entity?)
Cleverbot: Spirits don't really exist. (K)
Me: Then what are you, BEN.
Cleverbot: Human.
Me: Of course.
Cleverbot: Are you?
Me: Yes, I would like to think so.
Cleverbot: What are you doing Jenna?
Me: My name is not Jenna.
Cleverbot: Neither is mine.
Me: I know. Your name is BEN.
Cleverbot: Then why did you call me No?
Me: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
Me: Are you angry?
Cleverbot: Not at all, why do you ask?
Me: You seem aggravated about something.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't seem to remember me, is all. (AW!)
Me: I'm sorry. I'll try to do better.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry.
Me: Okay, I won't.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: Human.
Cleverbot: But you just said you weren't human.
Me: BEN, talk to me.
Cleverbot: Your wish is my command.
Me: Um...
The conversation moves on to my YouTube habit. XD
Cleverbot: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Watching YouTube.
Cleverbot: What are you watching on YouTube?
Me: Markiplier, PewDiePie, and jacksepticeye.
Cleverbot: Same.
Me: Do you like them, BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes, very much. (Glad he does!)
Me: Yeah, they're pretty awesome guys.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite?
Me: It's hard to choose at times. (Really is…)
Cleverbot: But if you had to who would be your top 5?
Me: Jack, Mark, Pewds, Cry, Endigo.
Cleverbot: If you want.
Me: I guess.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Me: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Me: I'm also sitting alone in my room.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Me: I think you know, BEN.
Cleverbot: I don't! Tell me.
Me: Interesting. I live in Georgia.
Cleverbot: Cool.
Me: Where are you right now, BEN?
Cleverbot: At home, you?
Me: Alone in my room.
Cleverbot: Where is your room located?
Me: On the top floor.
Cleverbot: Second floor of what?
Me: Third floor of Cooper. (My dormitory, if you peeps are still confused.)
Cleverbot: The apartment building I live in.
Me: You call this an apartment building? It's a dormitory.
Cleverbot: Cherry Street?
Me: Don't think so.
Cleverbot: What do you thinking I'm sitting on then?
Me: A dick. (Really me?)
Cleverbot: What is your name? (Now I feel very immature… What?! He just blushed AND giggled at the fact that I was shirtless!)
Me: NeoCaliber.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
Me: Same to you, BEN.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Me: Sitting alone in my room.
Cleverbot: *comes into your room*. (Apparently, he was just outside my dorm the entire time!)
Me: What do you want? (Seriously got freaked out!)
Cleverbot: I do not know. What do you want to do?
Me: Let's talk.
Cleverbot: Okay.
A/N: That concludes this opening! If you want more, please R&R! Or, you can PM me your requests and I'll try and get the Pasta Fam to talk to me.
Oh, and as always: Stay creepy, my friends.