Whenever, Wherever
Whenever, Wherever
Disclaimer: Shakira owns the original version. I own this version.
Author's Note: Okay, the idea for this parody came from when I was playing Frontline and one of the German guys came running across a field and hit me with a gun then shot me. My reaction to that was: "He ran across the field just to hit me when he could've shot me from where he was." Okay, enough of this long-winded Author's Note.
* * *
Lucky that you moved that far away so
I can snipe you from a distance.
Lucky that I have a loaded gun so
I can wipe you from existence.
Baby I would run across the field
So I can pistol-whip your body.
Never could imagine there were only Ten million ways to kill somebody.
Le do lo le lo le
Le do lo le do le
Can't you see,
Your destiny?
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
If I'm there or if I'm near,
But that's the deal my dear.
Lucky that my hips can hold two pistols
And spray their bullets like a fountain
Lucky that my scope has long range distance,
So that I can shoot you from mountains.
Lucky that my rifle's strong and well-made
So if I hit you it won't wither
And my bullets that for no other
The day there used, you'll bleed a river.
Le do lo le lo le
Le do lo le lo le.
At my feet
You're at my feet.
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
If I'm there or if I'm near,
But that's the deal my dear.
Le do lo le lo le
Le do lo le lo le
Look around.
I can't be found.
Le do lo le lo le lo le
I look one more time
Through my scope
And shot one time.
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
It hit you right in the head
And you fell down the cliff,
And landed at the bottom dead.
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
You got hit right in the head
And you fell down the cliff,
And landed at the bottom dead.
* * *
Okay, some of the words didn't make a lot of sense, but at least it goes with the song. Plus, it was fun to write!
Disclaimer: Shakira owns the original version. I own this version.
Author's Note: Okay, the idea for this parody came from when I was playing Frontline and one of the German guys came running across a field and hit me with a gun then shot me. My reaction to that was: "He ran across the field just to hit me when he could've shot me from where he was." Okay, enough of this long-winded Author's Note.
* * *
Lucky that you moved that far away so
I can snipe you from a distance.
Lucky that I have a loaded gun so
I can wipe you from existence.
Baby I would run across the field
So I can pistol-whip your body.
Never could imagine there were only Ten million ways to kill somebody.
Le do lo le lo le
Le do lo le do le
Can't you see,
Your destiny?
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
If I'm there or if I'm near,
But that's the deal my dear.
Lucky that my hips can hold two pistols
And spray their bullets like a fountain
Lucky that my scope has long range distance,
So that I can shoot you from mountains.
Lucky that my rifle's strong and well-made
So if I hit you it won't wither
And my bullets that for no other
The day there used, you'll bleed a river.
Le do lo le lo le
Le do lo le lo le.
At my feet
You're at my feet.
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
If I'm there or if I'm near,
But that's the deal my dear.
Le do lo le lo le
Le do lo le lo le
Look around.
I can't be found.
Le do lo le lo le lo le
I look one more time
Through my scope
And shot one time.
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
It hit you right in the head
And you fell down the cliff,
And landed at the bottom dead.
Whenever, Wherever
I will shoot you forever.
If I could but I do fear
That I cannot my dear.
Thereover, Hereunder
You got hit right in the head
And you fell down the cliff,
And landed at the bottom dead.
* * *
Okay, some of the words didn't make a lot of sense, but at least it goes with the song. Plus, it was fun to write!