The next trailer is rated H for Honest.
Coming this March 30, is an original tale about a princess, who gets a magical wand on her birthday that she needs to fully master on Earth, while going to high school in a suburban town-okay, whose fanfiction is this?
Anyway, watch as this princess and her partners travel through dimensions, sometimes, just to distract you from the fact that this series is pretty much a disney sitcom WITH EFFORT, AND ANIMATED!
Oh, and there's something about an ugly demon who wants her wand, but who cares?
Among the adventures she goes through, this princess will face many dangers you've never seen before, like; going through puberty, making sure your sports team win, helping your friend make a good impression on his crush, and many others f*ckingly original plots that will get you thinking: Goddamn it, Disney, can't you think of something else?
But that's not all, watch as this girl does many incredible and, like setting rainbows on fire, using her wand in an irresponsible manner, and acting so dangerous around other people, that you'll be searching for the ultimate answer to the ultimate question:
Why don't her parents just train her themselves?
I mean, seriously, the best these morons can do is send her to another dimension? They don't even have a training ground for these kind of stuff?
STARRING
Star - Annoyingly Hyperactive Princess
Marco - Annoyingly Hyperactive Princess's Friend
Pony Head - Every Little Girl's Wet Nightmare
Laser Puppies - Puppies WITH LASER EYES!
Mrs. and Mr. Diaz - Annoyingly Hypeactive Princess's Friend's Parents
Jackie - Annoyingly Hyperactive Princess's Friend's Crush
Alfonzo and Ferguson - These Two Guys
Brittney Wong - Cheerleading Bitch
Ludo - Demon McUglyFace
Ludo's army - Demon McUglyFace's Squadron
And some more unimportant characters in:
Annoyingly Hyperactive Princess vs the Organization of Excessively Violent Immature Losers.
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Oh, and she turns into a butterfly while going through puberty. Don't ask why, she just does.
Thanks for reading this Honest Trailer parody, I hope you weren't excessively disappointed or furious by this.