I needed a break from the other story i've been writing. Which i promise i will update soon.
I don't own anything but the jokes! Enjoy and plz review!
Grissom walked into the break room and spotted Greg lounging on the sofa watching Animal Planet. He figured Nickhad beenwatching it and Gregwasto lazy to change the channel.
Grissom: "Someone's left porn in my inbox. I figured it was yours..."
Greg: "Could you pass me that."
(Grissom goes to hand him porn)
Greg: "No not that! The National Geographic!"
Grissom, slightly disturbed, left the break room and headed towards his office. On the way he passed Catherine and Warrick talking in the hall.
Warrick:" Yo baby! How you doin'?"
Catherine: (pops gum)" That all depends on how much you got!"
Grissom, slightly more disturbed, changed direction and headed towards the trace lab. The sight that met him was definitley not what he expected.
Hodges: (on one knee) "Sara, there is something I've meant to ask you for a very long time...Will you marry me?"
Sara: "Oh baby! Of course!"
At this Grissom nearly collapsed. Something was going on and he was goingto find out what so he headed to Ecklie'soffice. On the way he bumped into a man walking in the opposite direction. He turned roundto apologise and suddenly realised who he was looking at under all the hair.
Grissom: "Holy cr..!Is thatyou Nick."
Nick:" Oh hi Gris!You like? The moustache was such a hit that i decided to grow a bit more facial hair. My neice thinks i look like Hagrid. Canyou believe that!"
Lost for words Grissomwalked off without further comment. As he neared Ecklie's office he realised he couldn't hear Ecklie yelling at anyone so he started to turn round thinking he wasn't in. But before he could do this Ecklie stepped out of his office with a cleaving knife.
Ecklie: "Grissom! How are you doing old chap? I'm justpopping out to kill dear old Sophia. Don't try to arrest me afterwardsmy goodman asi plan to commit suicide afterwards. Rightiho then. I just thoughtiwould give you a heads up.Goodbye!"
With a bow Ecklie left.
Grissomdidn't have a clue what was going on but atleast it wasn't all bad. Now he really should go dosome work.
Or...
he could ...
go...
see Lady Heather!