Disclaimer: I don't own H2O: Just Add Water.

Author's note: This take place during the second half of season 2.


Cleo is my BFF

Hi, there!

My name's Rikki Chadwick. I'm a sassy and sexy young woman who's also a mermaid.

This might sound weird to some of you, but I've got a BFF. Who do you think it is?

It's actually Cleo. Okey, she's not as confident and ego-like as I am, but she's at least not as 'perfect' and mega-responsible as Emma who never break a rule or do something bad. I mean, Emma's a virgin who's never touched anything with alcohol in it. She doesn't even masturbate.

Cleo often doesn't do that either, but at least she's okey with the fact that I do those things, unlike Emma who try to stop me from havin' sex and drinking stuff with alcohol in it.

And even if Cleo's a bit shy and girly, with some encouragement from me she can let her hair down and be a cool and rockin' chick.

Take last week for example...

Since dad was out of town, I was at Cleo's house. I went lookin' for Cleo because I hadn't seen her for like 45 minutes even if she said she would only be gone for 10 minutes at most.

I found her in the bathroom, masturbating without locking the door. One of the few times I've ever seen Cleo do something sexual. Man was I surprised...

I was so freakin' surprised that I had to keep myself from saying "OH MY GOSH!" out loud right there.

Also there's a totally different reason why Cleo is my BFF. She calm me down sometimes when I go a little too crazy.

For some reason I feel that if Emma wasn't around Cleo would be much more like me. I'd say she got it in her somewhere and it just haven't been able to reach it's true potential.

Cleo's the first real female friend of my own age I've ever had. Before I met Cleo and Emma and became a mermaid, the only one who I thought of as a friend was my dad.

Cleo's a nice chick. Maybe a bit too girly and a cry-baby at times, but that's who she is. It's part of the whole Cleo-thing.

Even if I've never actually told her about it, Cleo's my true BFF in almost every way.

I wanna tell her that she's my BFF...just not sure if she'd be happy about it. I'm not sure how to say it.

Guess I'll just gonna say "Hi, Cleo! You are my BFF."

No, that doesn't sound very cool.

I'll send her a txt-message instead. Much more easy to do it like that.

So, people...

That is it!

I'm Rikki and Cleo is my BFF. Bye!