A/N: Hi all! Lincoln is once again, at least according to me, listing things. In this case, the differences between him and his Other Side counterpart. I'm so glad they finally met so I could write this fic. So, first up is, oh I don't even know how to say this, I guess blue!amber!verse Lincoln? I should have the red!amber!verse Lincoln one up in a few days or so.

Disclaimer: If I owned Fringe, there would be more Lincolns.

1. That hair. I mean, seriously? Are you the guitar player in a 90s cover band? No? Then your hair should not be that spiky.

Note to Self: Find out what sort of gel he uses. Not that I want my hair to look like that! I just…I'd like the option.

2. Cargo pants. That's all that I'll say on the topic.

3. No glasses. Does he have better vision than me? Unfair, other universe.

4. He calls Olivia "Liv." What's with that? Does she like it better than Olivia?

Note to Self: Call Olivia "Liv" a few times, just to test it out. If she asks why, stop and deny doing it on purpose. If she doesn't, keep doing it. Liv…hmmm.

5. What's with him and Li…Olivia? She said they weren't together and he was her "shoulder to cry on." What does that mean?

Note to Self: Tell Olivia that your shoulders are free for crying-purpsoses 24/7.

6. Other Lincoln would probably go arrest the loud jerk in the hotel room next to me. It's four in the morning. You can only watch the Blind Side up so many time, buddy.

7. More Successful. He's what, second in command of the Fringe Division? I only found out about it a few months ago. Is it possible to be jealous of yourself?

8. Confident. He's confident. I'm not. Also, he's a bit of an asshole.

Note to Self: Try to be confident. If that doesn't work, just be a prick.

9. Somehow, I know he's not scared of fungus. I'm scared of funguses…fungi?…fungis? Whatever.

Note to self: Check all the cabinets for fungus/mold tomorrow. Ask Walter how to kill fungus in case it grows sentient.

10. He locked me in a closet. Less of a difference, more of a deep, personal shame. A closet? Really?

11. Scars. He's got a few of them, odd-patchwork looking ones. Where'd he get them and why didn't I?

12. He's closer to Olivia, even if they are just friends. Then again, his Olivia seems much more open with the whole being-friends thing than mine. Mine's a little…distant.

13. Whatever, his Olivia isn't mine. I like my Olivia. Still, I was kind of liking the red hair…

Note to Self: Find non-creepy way to ask Olivia is she's a natural redhead or blonde.

14. Focus! I know there are more…I can't be only 13 things different than that Lincoln…

15. …You know what? I'm gonna go arrest that guy in the next room for disturbing the peace. The peace is important. Particularly my peace. With whatever's going on with those shape shifters, who knows how long any sort of peace will last?

A/N: So, there's the first bit. Like I said, the next should be up in a few days. Also, if you want to see my serious fic on Lincoln meeting Lincoln, it's called Kryptonite and it's one my page. Yeah for self-promotion!

I'm assuming you know the drill by this point. Review!