The Great Prussia's Diary

Part 1

Doing this for Extra Screen Time!~

Dear Awesome Diary but Not as Awesome as me,

I currently have a very big un-awesome problem to deal with. An England fangirl as my best friend.

First thing: WHY DOES ENGLAND GET ALL THE FANGIRLS?

Second: WHY WON'T SHE ADMIT I'M AWESOME?

Third: SHE'S LIKE BELARUS AND ENGLAND COMBINED!

I really don't know how to deal with some crazy fan girl like this. She keeps slamming pictures of England in my face, writing "England rox" everywhere. I can't stand this madness! I mean even awesome Gilbird can't stand it! He's just circling around my head, acting all confused!

Alright, getting to another point. I think I have eye damage now because in school, a book hit my right eye. It hurt, but no book can bring down the awesome Prussia! That's about it right now, un-awesome diary. I guess I will write more tomorrow to continue my awesome record of writing diaries.

The Awesome Prussia