A/N: Another fic of "WTF" for you guys! Combining romance and comedy, starring Pit and Ike!

Disclaimer: Ike, Pit, and Link belong to Nintendo. This story belongs to me, however =)

It was a regular night at the Smash Mansion. In Pit's room, he and Ike were exchanging Brawl tips with each other. It then eventually led them to argue. "Wait, what?

You don't forehead bump people. Are you trying to give them a headache?" Pit snapped. "Well YOUcan't use a weapon that's both swords and arrows!" Ike snapped

back. "Yeah you can!" Link yelled from out of nowhere. "Shut up, you! Anyways, let's have a lil' match to see whose advice is better." "Fine, then! The fight is on!" Pit

taunted. "Also, if I win, I want to use your sword for a day!" Ike looked at him with a confused look on his face. "Why? What for?" "Never mind that! If you win, what do

you want?" Ike thought about it for a second. There wasn't anything in particular he wanted from Pit. Actually, Pit was the thing he wanted. He always he was a cute

angle and found his taunts adorable. He even thought that he was a girl the first time, but kept that to himself. He finally responded with, "I'll tell AFTERI beat you!"

Prepare yourself!" Ike taunted and the fight was on! (I'm not good at explaining battles, so let's just say Ike's winning). Pit was using his battles strategies and

hoping it would work, but in the end, Ike won. "Shoot, and I was really hoping to use that sword," Pit sighed sadly. "You'll get no sympathy from me," Ike mocked,

making Pit grumble. "Anyway, what is it that you want?" Pit asked Ike. "Get the sword–bow- thingy!" Link, again, yelled from nowhere. "Would you shut up?" Both of

them yelled. "Anyways, the thing I want is… YOU!" Pit stepped back from total disbelief. "Huh? Me? What do you mean by tha-," he was cut off by being glomped on

by Ike and hit the floor. Hard. The injuries from their battle and the hard hit to the floor made Pit knocked out. "Crap, probably should've had done that," Ike said

nonchalant. "Yo Pit, Pit. Hellooo." Ike tried shaking him, slapping him, hell even biting him, but the angel was still knocked out. "Ugh, I'm out of ideas. Unless I…!" Ike

then started to blush. The one thing he hasn't tried doing yet was... "Kiss. I wonder if a kiss would, no what am I saying? We're both guys we can't do that! But I have

no other choice though….alright, I'll do!" He climbed on top of him. He slowly bended down, his heart racing. He slowly and softly pressed his lips against Pit's. Then

he…."UUUUURRRPPP" Ike belched into Pit's mouth. The burp was so disgusting, it made Pit immediately fly up and knocked heads with Ike. "Agh! What the hell was

that?" Pit yelled enraged. "It's super effective!" Ike proclaimed with a derp expression. Pit tried to punch him, but Ike avoided and grabbed his hand, dragging him

closer. "Problem, angel?" Ike trolled. "U mad bro?" Yelled that fucking Hylian. "Fuck BOTH off you!" Pit cursed running out the room. Link came into the room

right after. "What up with him?" He asked, even though he yelled crap out of nowhere 3 times. "He mad, bro." Ike claimed and they high fived each other.

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