Me: Helro! Welcome to the sequel of 'The Wonderful of KH Bloopers'!

Axel: He said 'helro'. *cracks up*

Me: Shut up!

Axel: *continues to laugh*

Xion: Aren't you going to do the disclaimer.

Me: Who needs disclaimer!

Roxas: Apparently, the author.

Me: Can one of you do it?

Xion: I can! Blade sadly does not own Kingdom Hearts although most us of wish he did. If he did, he would make sure that KH3 comes out in PS3 and PS2 for the unfortunate ones that only have PS2.

Axel: And he's one of them!

Me: SHUT UP! *gets into fight with Axel*

Roxas: OCs are welcome and Blade would squeeze them in some how.

Xion and Roxas: Enjoy the story and Blade wants you to review!

A New World Delivered

"Roxas, your mission is to do recon at a newly discovered world," Saix read. Roxas was handed the piece of paper with the information on it. He read it briefly.

"Hey, Roxas! What mission did you get?" Xion peeked over his shoulder.

"Recon," he answered.

"I'll trade with you," Axel said, holding his assignment.

"Recon? I want it!" Demyx said.

"No trading!" Saix bellowed. He shooed the others away. They just grinned and headed of through the dark corridors. Roxas followed behind.

…

"This is a weird place," Roxas muttered. He was in a super messy room. Clothes were piled on top of the bed, floor, and dresser. The TV was partly covered by a black shirt. A study table was piled with books, drawings, and lists. Roxas picked up one of these lists. The writing was very familiar…

Things to do:

Laundry

Homework

Draw

Write

Online

Clean

Cook

Academy

Groceries

KH Directing

Roxas reread the last line. KH Directing? Suddenly he heard footsteps coming. Roxas started to panic. Where was he going to hide? He quickly looked around before diving into a pile of clothes. Underneath, he wrinkled his nose. Ugh! Someone needed to wash these! The footsteps got closer until Roxas heard the door opening. The footsteps walked over to the desk, paper rustling.

"…laundry…" said a familiar voice. The footsteps walked over to a pile…Roxas's pile. Then the Nobody felt the pile moving. Turns out, he jumped into the one that was in a hamper. The hamper went out the door. Roxas felt the hamper being placed down after what seemed like hours (a minute to be exact :D). There, he heard a lid being opened. Then a machinery coming to life. Later, the hamper lid flew open. Roxas shrunk lower, hoping he wouldn't be discovered.

All in all, this was a very unsuccessful mission right now.

The clothes on top of him were being thrown in the machine. Suddenly there was only a shirt left that covered him. The hand reached down and was about to take the shirt.

"…nah, I think this is enough." The hamper lid was closed and Roxas felt the movement of being lifted.

"Why is it still so heavy?" the voice asked. Roxas gulped. He should have laid off the sweets. Roxas felt the hamper being placed down again. He heard the door close and the foot falls diminishing. Roxas breathed a sigh of relief.

"Now to finish my mission," he thought. He got out of the hamper, carefully closing the lid. He winced as lid creaked. He glanced around.

"Okay…messy room and no Heartless. This is an okay place," Roxas said to himself. He opened the door and silently crept out. The bedroom, he discovered, was very close to the bathroom. He continued until he came upon a kitchen. The utensils were neatly placed along side with the bowls and the plates. He noticed that the kitchen was also the dining room. He proceeded from the kitchen and into the living room. Here he froze. Before him was a mass of black and white spiked hair that was watching a show.

"Shit…" Roxas thought. "If this is who I think it is…" He had to get out of here. He tried to summon a dark corridor. Nothing…

"Crap…" he thought. Roxas tried and tried again. Each one was as unsuccessful as the first.

"You!" Roxas looked up. He was met with blue eyes with a tint of angry red. On his left eye was the Unversed symbol. The Nobody symbol was on his right eye and his neck supported the Heartless symbol. Roxas waved meekly.

"Hi, Blade…"

…

"Okay, let me get this straight," Blade said. "You were assigned to do recon here?" Roxas nodded. Blade continued, "And you found out you can't summon a dark corridor?" Another nod. The boy sighed, "What am I going to do with you?"

"Can you send me back?"

"Hell no. I can't…not yet."

"What do you mean not yet?"

"I can summon the corridor. I'm just not sure if it would lead to the castle." He got a mischievous glint in his eyes, "Use them to sneak out all the time."

"What am I going to do?" Roxas groaned. He fell on Blade's bed.

"Apparently, you have to stay with me."

"Blade, who is that?" a girl pointed at Roxas. She looked to be about 18.

"Get out!" Blade snarled, hurling a dirty jean at the girl.

"EWW!" she screamed, dodging it.

"GET OUT!" Blade growled. He started to throw anything he reached for at the girl.

"Blade and Ginger, stop that!" another woman came into the room. She gasped, staring at Roxas. She looked back at Blade.

"Who's that?" she demanded. It was Blade's turn to groan.

…

"This was one of your actors?" Blade's mom asked. Blade nodded wordlessly.

"I'm Ginger, Blade's older sister," Ginger introduced, "This is our mom and this is our little sister, Flair." She ruffled the hair of a little girl. She was staring at Roxas with eyes wide.

"Are you Roxas?" she asked.

"Yes," Roxas smiled at her.

"Do you like Xion or Namine?" she suddenly asked.

"What?" Roxas was caught off-guard.

"Okay, kiddo! Time for bed!" Ginger ushered the little child into a room. Roxas watched as the two went into the room. He could still feel the hot gaze of Blade's mom on him.

"What are we going to do with you?" she asked mostly to herself.

"He needs a place to stay for now."

"He can't stay here, Blade. I have enough troubles taking care of you and your sisters."

"Mom, did you forget that I would be leaving soon?"

"That's right. You have that LockSword Academy."

"Keyblade, Mom. Keyblade."

"So can he stay with you?"

"What? No!"

"I hope you enjoy your time there, Roxas," Blade's mom flashed him a smile before leaving. Roxas was stunned. He was going to be staying under the same roof as Blade? This is not good at all.

"Guess I have no choice…We're going to have to wake up bright and early tomorrow," Blade said, standing up.

"Why?"

"Because…we have school."

"What?"

"Come on. We need to see which of my clothes would fit you."

…

"Have you seen Roxas?" Xion asked Axel.

"No, he should have been back by now. Recon isn't exactly that hard," Axel said.

"Do you think he's been…?"

"No, Xion. I'm sure he's fine."

…

"Can I wear that?" Roxas pointed to the hoodie. Blade rolled his eyes. They had been at this dressing party for hours (20 minutes).

"I don't care as long as it fits and doesn't smell."

"Fine."

"Boys, get to bed!"

"Mom-."

"NOW!"

Me: Aww...Xion's worried about Roxas...I support it! Those who agree say 'I'!

Axel: Nay!

Xion: Nay!

Roxas: Nay!

Me: ...what's wrong with you guys?

Axel: Hey, don't ask that! Besides, I know your deepest, darkest secret.

Me: ...pray, tell. What is it?

Axel: That you're a-

Me: Whoops! We're out of time! Let's go, idiots.